The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. - Jokes Etc (8)

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Emyogalanya: 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2015

no one is a virgiine cos life bleeps us all up

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jul 18, 2015

No I don't, nd dnt wanna undastand

lionduke:

Na so!! I forget say you be virginia.
How about sending me your church account details make i pay my tight.
Guess you understand these.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jul 18, 2015

Chai u lie, I no dy show person that thing, only me nd my God know,

JoeCutie:
But e go make sense if I can see it again to be very sure now, because you know that it's been long I last saw it na.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Youngpo413: 3:03pm On Jul 18, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:

SECONDARY OR TERTIARY?

secondary or tertiary is an understatement in her case,check out her breast.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by anigbajumo(m): 3:03pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Hmmm remind me plss

check yer mention

July 15,2015

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jul 18, 2015

Youngpo413:
secondary or tertiary is an understatement in her case,check out her breast.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by lionduke(m): 3:15pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
No I don't, nd dnt wanna undastand

you don't understand yet you dey mention plenty men for this thread. I bow for your forming ooo.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lolzzzzzz

anigbajumo:
check yer mention

July 15,2015

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by pbs4real(m): 3:17pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz I just dy happy nah, say I still be virrgin,@least ma mum won't make that face

if u be virgin then ma grand-ma nah virgin.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jul 18, 2015

Jacksparrow, wah did you see

Jacksparrow0712:

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jul 18, 2015

Didn't see nothing lipsrsealed

Sassybae:
Jacksparrow, wah did you see

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by 1miccza: 3:19pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Nah virginia

Ooookkkk Virginia wey dey for Ajegunle U-turn abi?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by dammywapes(m): 3:22pm On Jul 18, 2015

Elvis506:
sassybae

d virgin on nairaland.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jul 18, 2015

Good

Jacksparrow0712:
Didn't see nothing

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jul 18, 2015

But..........

Sassybae:
Good

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:36pm On Jul 18, 2015

But what

Jacksparrow0712:
But..........

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jul 18, 2015

*peeping*

Sassybae:
But what

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jul 18, 2015

Continue lolz

Jacksparrow0712:
*peeping*

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jul 18, 2015

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Continue lolz

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by 9jatatafo(m): 4:14pm On Jul 18, 2015

What's so special about being a virgin? I asked this because all my friends that got married to born again girls told me their wives were never virgin. So I don't see why so much importance is attached to this virginity of a thing.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Hamatrony(m): 5:19pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Do they now identify virgins by face?

Yeah we do tongue

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Hehehe I can't show you here nah,

Its a pity that many naija girls can lie comfortably about their virginity without their conscience pricking them.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by sammyj: 5:41pm On Jul 18, 2015

haaaaaa !!!! shocked

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by kinglekan: 6:04pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz, sup lekan how u doing today

Am cool dearie, how is u?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 6:17pm On Jul 18, 2015

Am fine

kinglekan:

Am cool dearie, how is u?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by kinglekan: 6:20pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Am fine

Nice pix. Gave u one like.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz tanx hun kiss

kinglekan:

Nice pix. Gave u one like.

1 Like

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by JoeCutie(m): 7:04pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Chai u lie, I no dy show person that thing, only me nd my God know,

So you're telling me that you show God your "this thing"? shocked

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by gebest: 7:36pm On Jul 18, 2015

Danjuma827:
most girls have been disvirgined and yet they will be claiming second virginity. once your hymen is broken it is broken for real. Its not easy be a virgin.

well God will help youths of the current generation. they see nothing wrong to have sex before marriage.

well all those boys that will disvirgin people's sisters and don't want others to disvirgin theirs. In PEJ voice. "God is watching you"

@ topic the best thing is for you to just move forward or else your house no go contain you and ur mother

#sextillwhenwemarry

why pastor sef go talk dat kind tin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Rnbstar: 7:55pm On Jul 18, 2015

VIRGIN KO V YASH NI

Sassybae:
Lol

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