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# Thestreetstales The Cultist's Bloody Scoreboard; Match Day One1. by Lordsocrates: 3:25pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
The tale of a weekend in the wild wild O-town (Oron L.G.A, Akwa Ibom state!) "Scores currently na wan wan (1-1) eported my friend in hushed tones, as i was trying to to send an ISO file of Avatar to both of them, " Nkor enyung efiak etoghor mkpor mmor do" .exclaimed one of my friend. It was then that my other friend started giving the gist of the current happenings in town. According to him, it all happened in one sitout, directly opposite 'skypoint hotels' the most prominent hotel located in the very heart of the Oron town. He recounts that it àll started as a result of an argurment betweeñ two people which quickly degenerated /innto very serious Chanching(a variant pronounciation of chancing used by most oronians in refering to a heated argumenpt bordering at agpredaive levels, where in most cases words like "you know who i bee? I go hide you, i go do you run leave this town," and other ego bursting word get to be used sporadicaly." The problem here was that mr A, went to a pup,and ordered for drinks for his friends, however when it was time to pay, moni no com dey, so the first chancing, between him and the bar tender ensued. However, Mr B, sitting by and watching all this decided to join the fray, by chancing Mr B, for not paying, attension no was moved from the bartender to Mr A, and Mr B, the thingboth guys chanching each other were cult members of different Confraternities, and as the chancing escalated both profanically with worda like God punish you, tunda fire your papa, and the likes, tensions mounted as people spaced them, knowing that both of them were gameboys, with brotherhood strength of hundreds of # bhrodas ready to die for either of them should thing get out of hand. Shaaa it didnt take long for that "getting out of hands" thing to happen, one of them brandished out a weapon, pointed it at the other, who thinking it to be some kinda ruese continued his rants(shaa in my part of the town you might as well be pointing an RPG at someone, with your fingers ready to fire, and the person your pointing the RPG at would be busy cursing you, your dad and mom and the likes. call it recklesness or anything, but then in O-town, (thats how we roll) So the guy with the gun, not someone famed for brandishing out a weapon and holstering it back with same number of bullet, emptied one cartridge, into the mans head.... Kpang kpang kpang(bad sound) game over, run for your life mode activated, Match kickoff, scores, zeroes, as the guy, shot was rushed to an hospital by friends, while his #bhrodas started arriving the scene, 2,2 per bike, sha all attempt to save the guy, prove abortive, as he gave up the ghost not so long after. Enraged by this, his bhrodas met, arranged a payback strategy, mounted an attack on the other team, and that same Evening, they succeded in catching one of the # sharpshooterguy fellow # bhroda off guard. As he was returning his babe which he took on the regular sunday outing back home, and he was totally unwarry of the fact that his bhroda, has committed. The other team thus, metted out the punishment, meant for the # sharpshooter guy on him, the unsuspecting bhroda, the fact that he was not there at the match scene to know that its time to go underground, did not avail him. Thus just like that, the culprit was draged down from the bike, and macheticaly axed, to death (sorry mum, you son you suffered and carried for 9 nine month jus died lile that, sorry dad the son you raised from nursery school yo primary school, with the hope that he would carry your lineage.....is dead Sorry dad, sorry mum :Nightfall match day one Scores=1-1 date15-07-2015 https://letdemknow./2015/07/17/the-cultist-scoreboard-when-the-bloody-body-count-begins-2/ |
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