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IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by Sylviaangel(f): 10:40am On Jul 19, 2015 |
Read and have fun...... John said"I am deeply in love with her,without her,i can't breath" I told him that he has ASTHMA so i prescribed SALBUTAMOL. Joy said"my heart bleeds when i watch him chase other girls,he is an asshole,it's only a pity i luv him so much" I told her that she has HEMORRHAGE so i prescribed WARFARIN and a diet rich in vitamin k to enhance clotting. Rose told me"anytime i think of him at night,i can't sleep,the love i have for him is so strong"immediately,i gave her a double dose of DIAZEPAM because she was having INSOMIA and not love. Pascal told me"i love her so much,i can't eat because i miss her"without a second thought,i prescribed CYPRON because he was having LOSS OF APETITE and not love. I administer the right regime whenever i hear them talk about love because sometimes,people mistake a clinical condition for love..... 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by MuyiRano(m): 10:48am On Jul 19, 2015 |
Lols |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by sainty2k3(m): 10:52am On Jul 19, 2015 |
Sylviaangel:Funny, but warfarin for someone bleeding .... Pls help them review that prescription |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by Sylviaangel(f): 11:48am On Jul 19, 2015 |
sainty2k3:Noted.......But it can as well be prescribed because its an anticoagulant. |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by k4kenny(f): 1:14pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
What do u have for someone whose heart beats gbim gbim everytime he thinks of her |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by sainty2k3(m): 2:05pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Sylviaangel:warfarin is given to prevent clotting, clotting is what u need to stop bleeding |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by Sylviaangel(f): 4:33pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
k4kenny:I'm gonna administer AMLODIPINE because dis might not b love |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by Sylviaangel(f): 4:36pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
sainty2k3:Noted..........thanks. |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by Nobody: 1:19am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Lol, a lot closer to the truth than you think. They say the behavior of a person in love resembles that of a drug addict! Maybe people really should view it as clinical condition considering the convincing combination of its 'symptoms', and the inherent chemical imbalance associated with it. Lovesickness is an actual condition btw. |
Re: IT WASN'T Love-they Need Drugs....... by agoadiv(m): 11:39pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Hehehehehehehe |
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