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1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by etiosa97(m): 2:02pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces 2. Don’t Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because her bosoms has activating power that could activate thoughts of a average dude… Funny right ? 3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo .. I guess every lady will only be willing to inform her pastor when everything is set but advising her to direct her toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for many young ladies 4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor) condemned the act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged them to meet him in the church, eatery, or when a third party will be present, else they should not go at all 5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having s*x with their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on a visit when he’s alone at home because he believes it should be the best measures taken to curb s*x before marriage. This is most likely to go through the left ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies 6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him Since s*x is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it will pass through the left eat and go out of the right ear the moment a pastor threatens them to stop the act 7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression when a pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of salvation. It takes a personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry. Therefore, preaching against it will not enter the head of our ladies 8. Do Not Wear Trousers This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies don’t believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no Bible verse describing how a man or a woman’s garment looks like 9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin No weavon, no make-up, no lipstick gloss.. 90% of Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to such a sermon when they know that is what ignite their beauty 10. Don’t Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again Let’s not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men who are genuinely born again ? Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it won’t be easy & it might take them eternity searching born again dudes |
Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
GETTING POP CORN AND COKE... TAKES FRONT SIT FOR THE DRAMA AHEAD... Ishilove move this thing to WHERE they shall all see..
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Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by IamOpemipo(m): 2:11pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
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Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by etiosa97(m): 2:21pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
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Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by baralatie(m): 3:51pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
That no. 6 ehnnn! I am talking practical,ladies will hardly listen. Most especially if the guy has a good place of accommodation and a car.if he has these two things and he does not make a " mistake" to touch. I know some chicks will ditch. Except you are talking about anointing chicks.they don't last more than 6 months once theythey pray "husband" .these particular once are hot cake. |
Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Ladybluecash(f): 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
Henceforth am on No3 |
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