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1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by etiosa97(m): 2:02pm On Jul 19, 2015
1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend

I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles
Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to
have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You
just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they
should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces

2. Don’t Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this..
The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because her
bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude…
Funny right ?

3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the
pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church
approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct
him
to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style
hard oooo .. I guess every lady will only be willing to inform
her pastor when everything is set but advising her to direct
her
toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for many young ladies

4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To
I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor)
condemned the act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged
them to meet him in the church, eatery, or when a third party
will be
present, else they should not go at all

5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House
This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having
s*x with their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on
a visit when he’s alone
at home because he believes it should be the best measures
taken to curb s*x before marriage. This is most likely to go
through the left ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies

6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him
Since s*x is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it
will pass through the left eat and go out of the right ear the
moment a pastor threatens them to stop the act

7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings
Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression
when a pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of
salvation. It takes a
personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry.
Therefore, preaching against it will not
enter the head of our ladies

8. Do Not Wear Trousers
This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies
don’t believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no
Bible verse describing how a man or a woman’s garment
looks like

9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin
No weavon, no make-up, no
lipstick gloss.. 90% of Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to
such a sermon when they know that is what ignite their
beauty

10. Don’t Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born
Again
Let’s not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men
who are genuinely born again ?
Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it
won’t be easy & it might take them eternity searching born
again dudes
Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jul 19, 2015
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GETTING POP CORN AND COKE...

TAKES FRONT SIT FOR THE DRAMA AHEAD...

cheesy
Ishilove move this thing to WHERE they shall all see..

Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by IamOpemipo(m): 2:11pm On Jul 19, 2015
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Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by etiosa97(m): 2:21pm On Jul 19, 2015
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Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by baralatie(m): 3:51pm On Jul 19, 2015
That no. 6 ehnnn! I am talking practical,ladies will hardly listen.
Most especially if the guy has a good place of accommodation and a car.if he has these two things and he does not make a " mistake" to touch.
I know some chicks will ditch.
Except you are talking about anointing chicks.they don't last more than 6 months once theythey pray "husband" .these particular once are hot cake.
Re: 1O Sermons Ladies May Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Ladybluecash(f): 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2015
Henceforth am on No3 tongue

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