hahn:


Did you take a pic of the bird chasing you? That will really help your case in court

ireneidiva:
I thought I was the only one. Lizards and domestic birds scare me to death.

johnny1980:
You aren't alone. Hate feathered birds especially Turkeys. We used to be scared of them back then as we were always told they pluck people's eyes out.

Can't slaughter a chicken, fowl, hen or mammal(goat, sheep ) till today.

Hate fishes, roaches, rats and all crawling bitches(spiders).

Fkforyou:
Lol....Funny comments, well my own na snakes. I just have this irrational fear about that thing and I dont know why, even in broad day light, if the thought of it cross my mind I go just dey check around my self to make sure say nothing dey my side , even if na rope touch me I go panic

adamilen:
OP....That tolotolo na human being. Check yourself, your background and your past deeds.

I am sure you will know who that tolotolo is.

MARKone:
Tolotolo and Turkey is the same ^^^

Op, I feel you, but at 33yrs of Age, you should have overgrown the fear. They really freaked me out when I was still little, my grandfather kept them as 'Watch birds', those two were terrorist back then. Even now, am still careful with them, when I see one with fluffed feathers, I just swerve no time to start fighting with a bird, ndo. Brother I swear to God who made me I tried not to run. I told myself am a man and will prove it. It was surprising to me too when I felt a rush of breeze and water on my face with the realisation my legs and eyes have failed me by crying and picking race respectively the moment that damn bird went airborne with intent to bokoharam me. Truth is that If I had stayed my spirit would have ran out of my body leaving the body to prove his so called manhood. I tried to be a man but failed bro

Sijo01:

Its funny, the type of things people have phobia for, but i never thought people can have phobia for tolotolo or any feathered animal.
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yours truly cannot stand the sight of millipede; physically or even on pictures

Aude:


Same here. Even seeing snakes on the TV, Internet or in books scares me. Recently a couple of nairalanders have posted pictures of snakes they killed. I can tell you that not once was I tempted to view the pictures, I steered clear of clicking on the topics.

johnny1980:
You aren't alone. Hate feathered birds especially Turkeys. We used to be scared of them back then as we were always told they pluck people's eyes out.

Can't slaughter a chicken, fowl, hen or mammal(goat, sheep ) till today.

Hate fishes, roaches, rats and all crawling bitches(spiders).

Fkforyou:
Lol....bros your own don too much na, ok are you scared of Bats?

Richy4:
Hahaha
mine was cats bro. I don't like seeing it.

A lot of girls love them. I remembered dating this girl, within two weeks of getting to know her, we were talking about pets, she was like

"i got three cats.I used to have one called princess for 13years. When she died i have to cremate her remains. I cried my eyes out."

Within me i knew it was over. Hell we are not compatible at all. I back way. Up till know she got no idea what happened

Eddygourdo:
I have been holed up in my house all day. It's likely going to continue like that for the rest of the week. Thank God am on holiday but it's clear nobody will call me uncle or brother eddygourdo anymore especially as that useless tolotolo whom I will refer to as belzebub in this narrative has made sure of that. I hate any animal with feathers. I run from them. Mother hens make it a priority to chase Me whenever they see me, surprisingly they don't chase others. It's as though they are aware I can't stand them and they use that opportunity to display bravado to their newly hatched chicks. Yes I hate feathered animals but I dread the tolotolo. If u want me never to visit u, buy one and keep at ur gate and even after its killed and fried which I might have joined in the feast I still won't visit u. I stepped out of my house today and in the full glare of my street niggers and chicks, belzebub used me to shine. He chased me, flew at me, I ran and hid, he came to where I was hiding, I begged people to rescue me they were all busy laughing at me. Luckily I saw a nearby car and I climbed on the roof with belzebub hot on my tail. Tears were streaming from my eyes, nobody came to my aid, even I as I was on the roof of the car screaming on top of my lungs for God to take this cup away from me this tolotolo kept prancing making moves to join me there and likely kill me finally. Nigerians are wicked. I live with devils as neighbours they took their time to laugh at a 33year old man crying himself cos of a useless overgrown chicken whose meat doesn't taste good without frying. I feel bad at my public humiliation. How can I fight this fear I have for chickens and tolotolo

johnny1980:

Not really scared of them . Just hate them. Used to gas and burn cockroaches.

chival:


Ha! I am extremely afraid of turkeys O. There was a hostel back in school that had about six or seven of the measly things roaming free. I stopped visiting my friend who was living there.

Even now I am still afraid of tolotolo and hens with chicks. I understand how the OP feels perfectly!

Meanwhile, one word of advice for you. Since you are afraid of millipedes, please do not ever dare visit Akwa Ibom state.

chival:


Ha! I am extremely afraid of turkeys O. There was a hostel back in school that had about six or seven of the measly things roaming free. I stopped visiting my friend who was living there.

Even now I am still afraid of tolotolo and hens with chicks. I understand how the OP feels perfectly!

Meanwhile, one word of advice for you. Since you are afraid of millipedes, please do not ever dare visit Akwa Ibom state.

tombravo:

i stopped being afraid of chickens at age 6.
here's a practical way to get over it. "kill a chicken by ursef"

chival:


Ha! I am extremely afraid of turkeys O. There was a hostel back in school that had about six or seven of the measly things roaming free. I stopped visiting my friend who was living there.

Even now I am still afraid of tolotolo and hens with chicks. I understand how the OP feels perfectly!

chival:

Meanwhile, one word of advice for you. Since you are afraid of millipedes, please do not ever dare visit Akwa Ibom state.

Eddygourdo:
Kill a chicken by myself? Brother how could u wish me dead. Just how. I remember as a kid my inexperienced maid was told to kill one and the sucker took me along (child abuse). Apparently she didn't cut off the whatever in the neck properly and I repeatedly told her the thing was shaking oh. She kept deceiving me that I should be a man dat it's a death twitch only for her to pour hot water over the so called deaf chicken and it got up and ran away. Even in the pandemonium with that useless girl running and attempting to jump the fence to escape from being killed I noticed this partially headless chicken who just took a hot bath was still running towards me. I know it couldn't see but why run in the same direction I was running. I heard I collapsed or fainted though the doctors said I was fine except for my urine stained clothes. I should kill a chicken. What preposterous thing to say in my time of grief

Aude:


Same here. Even seeing snakes on the TV, Internet or in books scares me. Recently a couple of nairalanders have posted pictures of snakes they killed. I can tell you that not once was I tempted to view the pictures, I steered clear of clicking on the topics.

Eddygourdo:
Kill a chicken by myself? Brother how could u wish me dead. Just how. I remember as a kid my inexperienced maid was told to kill one and the sucker took me along (child abuse). Apparently she didn't cut off the whatever in the neck properly and I repeatedly told her the thing was shaking oh. She kept deceiving me that I should be a man dat it's a death twitch only for her to pour hot water over the so called deaf chicken and it got up and ran away. Even in the pandemonium with that useless girl running and attempting to jump the fence to escape from being killed I noticed this partially headless chicken who just took a hot bath was still running towards me. I know it couldn't see but why run in the same direction I was running. I heard I collapsed or fainted though the doctors said I was fine except for my urine stained clothes. I should kill a chicken. What preposterous thing to say in my time of grief

MizMyColi:
Dyaammnn
Some serious midnight laffs here

anumide:

when I first joined this forum, I used to think you were uptight. I always imagined you Victorian. you were always so serious
now that I read playful comments from you, I just assume your account was hacked.

Fkforyou:

Lol...well am not afraid when its on photo infact sometimes I try to look at the photo and study it, to understand why am I scared of it, imagine that some of this artist go dey snap with am self.....by the way have you watched snakes on a plane?

Sijo01:



.........................you and op funny seriously................. I can play with any feathered bird, we even rear some in our compound. .........attached are photos of an orphan chicks that wondered into our compound two weeks ago and it has blended perfectly with us. I call it 'Smallie'

pic 1, feeding it with bread
pic 2, chicks on my leg
pic 3, it flew to my hand

You like?




We're planning to attend a colleague's wedding in Uyo this weekend o. Imma gonna pull out, I nor fit cry, hang my legs and fold my hands.

chival:
@eddy, move if you can afford to. I can even manage chicken small, but turkey? The yeye thing will now puff out all its feathers and come charging with that ugly head. Black ones are especially mean. Save up and leave to avoid further embarrassment.