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Wise Men From The East, Joke Ofthe Day by HenryO2(m): 3:39pm On Jul 20, 2015
Igbo Kwenu!!!

Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.
After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together.
The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.
Finally the D DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country (Kenya).
The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya.
Then he started "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre Nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onye na asuru ndigbo uzo ha.
E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu dim nwafo Mbaise ahu. Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies.

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Re: Wise Men From The East, Joke Ofthe Day by shalomm: 3:41pm On Jul 20, 2015
badit# igbo business men...
Re: Wise Men From The East, Joke Ofthe Day by Faremisodeeq(m): 3:51pm On Jul 20, 2015
These igbo guys are crazy
Re: Wise Men From The East, Joke Ofthe Day by feldido(m): 3:52pm On Jul 20, 2015
Sharp Guy... Anywhere in the world you don't find an igbo man was never meant to be inhabited. grin


Na joke I de oo, make una no kill me oo... Abi no be jokes section be dis? wink

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