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Education And Bank Robbery by sharonnnn(f): 5:43pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
There was this robbery in Central Bank of Nigeria, the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. =>This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”. ————————————— One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” =>This is called “Being Professional –> Focus only on what you are trained to do!” ————————————— When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), “Big bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older robber rebutted and said, “You very stupid, so much money, how to count? Tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” =>This is called “Experience –> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!” ————————————— After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait, let’s put the #5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed”. =>This is called “Swim with the tide –> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!” ————————————— The supervisor says “It will be good if there is a robbery every month”. =>This is called “Killing Boredom — >Happiness is most important.” ————————————— The next day, TV news reported that #100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count #20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained “We risked our lives and only took #20 million, the bank manager took #80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” =>This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold !” BE EDUCATED[i][/i] http://funnyakposjokes.com/joke-education-and-bank-robbery/ |
Re: Education And Bank Robbery by mayordadon(m): 5:46pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
sharonnnn:hmmm nice one thou 1 Like |
Re: Education And Bank Robbery by Rapunzel001: 5:46pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
Nice one OP... nice |
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