Interview between a Nigerian immigrant & the consular at the Embassy.....

Interview Starts...


OFFICER:- what is your name?
Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please Monday:- Monday Philips

OFFICER:- your father's name?
Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?
Monday:- Marthin Philips

OFFICER:- your native place?
Monday : M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?
Monday:- Mkpuma Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!! Monday:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
Monday:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Monday: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u have M.P
Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!