assalamun alaikum.

our body testifies to 99 names of ALLAH and PROPHET MUHAMMAD.you a Muslim,christian or traditionalist.

if you search closely you will get my point.

FIRSTLY:- one of the first sign for a pregnant woman to know that her baby is on the way to the world is the breaking of the water bag,and this water is the baby's ablution water,which shows that the baby is also a Muslim praying the Muslim way while in the womb.

SECONDLY:-on our palms,there are signs there which look like letter V turn downward and the other like l,that is on one palm and on the other palm the letter like l comes before the downward V like. but as a Muslim who is familiar with the Arabic numbers you will know that the downward V like, is figure 8 and the l like is figure 1,which make that 81 and on the other palm you have 1 before 8 which is 18,from the there if you add 81 +8 that will give you the total number of 99 which is the number of ALLAH'S name.so from here we derive that every human testify to 99 names of ALLAH.

THIRDLY:-our mouth,nose and eyes,if we draw this in a paper, then draw the lower and the upper lips separately and make them stand erect that should give you l like,and that l in arabic is alif,so you have two separate alif

NOSE:-if you separate it you will get something like LAM in Arabic.

then the EYES:- if you draw them separately you will get something like ()which is pronounce hau in arabic, so now if you going the first l we derived at from the lip which is ALIF in Arabic and the LAM we derived from dividing the nose and the HAU we derived at from the eyes then joining the ALIF,LAM AND HAU that will give us ALLAH.


and lastly the remaining parts of our body write MUHAMMAD.well is like this:-sitting like you do while praying with your legs fold and your toes facing the back with your hands fold and the arm also fold. the folded hand is like MIM in Arabic, the arm folded trace to the shoulder is like HA in Arabic, the circular form between our hip and the buttock is like another MIM and lastly the already folded toe back to the folded leg is like DAL in Arabic so the first MIM from the folded hand,the Arabic HA formed from the folded arm,the other MIM form between the hip and the thigh and the DAL for from the folded toe and leg,we get MIM,HA,MIM AND DAL give us MUHAMMAD.

ha ha ha ha ha ha, you made me laugh sha, this is sheer islamic superstition. you could as well have said, when the baby come out of the mother, crying, it is because Allah revealed it to muhammad while in one of his adulterous escalade with Aisha. isn't it?

sounds like what those Islamic juju men with talisman would say to their customers.

todak:

ha ha ha ha ha ha, you made me laugh sha, this is sheer islamic superstition. you could as well have said, when the baby come out of the mother, crying, it is because Allah revealed it to muhammad while in one of his adulterous escalade with Aisha. isn't it?

Intelligence is expensive may God grant us deep intelligence.

the holy quran say about the unbelievers it is the same for them whether you tell them or not they will not believe.deaf,dumb and blind they will never see the way.
All the proves Moses brought before pharaoh was enough to make him believe but because he has been destined to doom he never heed until he was finally put to disgrace both in this world and in the next.

shafiyah:

assalamun alaikum.

our body testifies to 99 names of ALLAH and PROPHET MUHAMMAD.you a Muslim,christian or traditionalist.

if you search closely you will get my point.

FIRSTLY:- one of the first sign for a pregnant woman to know that her baby is on the way to the world is the breaking of the water bag,and this water is the baby's ablution water,which shows that the baby is also a Muslim praying the Muslim way while in the womb.

SECONDLY:-on our palms,there are signs there which look like letter V turn downward and the other like l,that is on one palm and on the other palm the letter like l comes before the downward V like. but as a Muslim who is familiar with the Arabic numbers you will know that the downward V like, is figure 8 and the l like is figure 1,which make that 81 and on the other palm you have 1 before 8 which is 18,from the there if you add 81 +8 that will give you the total number of 99 which is the number of ALLAH'S name.so from here we derive that every human testify to 99 names of ALLAH.

THIRDLY:-our mouth,nose and eyes,if we draw this in a paper, then draw the lower and the upper lips separately and make them stand erect that should give you l like,and that l in arabic is alif,so you have two separate alif

NOSE:-if you separate it you will get something like LAM in Arabic.

then the EYES:- if you draw them separately you will get something like ()which is pronounce hau in arabic, so now if you going the first l we derived at from the lip which is ALIF in Arabic and the LAM we derived from dividing the nose and the HAU we derived at from the eyes then joining the ALIF,LAM AND HAU that will give us ALLAH.


and lastly the remaining parts of our body write MUHAMMAD.well is like this:-sitting like you do while praying with your legs fold and your toes facing the back with your hands fold and the arm also fold. the folded hand is like MIM in Arabic, the arm folded trace to the shoulder is like HA in Arabic, the circular form between our hip and the buttock is like another MIM and lastly the already folded toe back to the folded leg is like DAL in Arabic so the first MIM from the folded hand,the Arabic HA formed from the folded arm,the other MIM form between the hip and the thigh and the DAL for from the folded toe and leg,we get MIM,HA,MIM AND DAL give us MUHAMMAD.

shafiyah:

the holy quran say about the unbelievers it is the same for them whether you tell them or not they will not believe.deaf,dumb and blind they will never see the way.
All the proves Moses brought before pharaoh was enough to make him believe but because he has been destined to doom he never heed until he was finally put to disgrace both in this world and in the next.

Shafiyah ,stop being silly ,please !!!

@lagosboy

Intelligence is expensive may God grant us deep intelligence.

What a pity, you always keep talking of Intelligence, i do noy think you have that intelligence, cos i have never seen you post any thing intelligently, and you use the name lagosboy, you are a fake one, probably you have never steped on the soil of lagos, you really need to be oreiented on how to post, reply post and courtsey, ok. and i think you really need that inteligence.

The board is supposed to be for muslims. I don't see the point behind all this. If you don't like what you see, go away. Why bring in your christian beliefs about hurling insults?

Please we dont want infidels to come and desecrate out board!

Ale le!!

MrCrackles:

Please we dont want infidels to come and desecrate out board!

Ale le!!

but you hypocrite feel free to run on the christian boards to laugh no?

shafiyah . . . this is beyond silly. I wonder why lagosboy thought it was intelligent.

If everybody was born a muslim, why are we not all muslims?

Badriyyah:

If everybody was born a muslim, why are we not all muslims?

good question, what kind of muslim are we all born to be? sunni/shia/sufi/NOI. hmmmm

Its true, i was in the hopsital when a woman gave birth to a baby with a Taliban headscarf tied around his head,

I also saw another baby with "I was born a Muslim written on her buttocks.

Infact on my way out of the hospital, i saw another 2 hours old baby crying " I am a Muslim right from the womb"

honeric01:

Its true, i was in the hopsital when a woman gave birth to a baby with a Taliban headscarf tied around his head,

I also saw another baby with "I was born a Muslim written on her buttocks.

Infact on my way out of the hospital, i saw another 2 hours old baby crying " I am a Muslim right from the womb"

@ topic No offense but this is laughable.  

shafiyah:

FIRSTLY:- one of the first sign for a pregnant woman to know that her baby is on the way to the world is the breaking of the water bag,and this water is the baby's ablution water,which shows that the baby is also a Muslim praying the Muslim way while in the womb.

So a chicken is also born a muslim ditto for a cow, goat, sheep, rat and dogs?

shafiyah:

SECONDLY:-on our palms,there are signs there which look like letter V turn downward and the other like l,that is on one palm and on the other palm the letter like l comes before the downward V like. but as a Muslim who is familiar with the Arabic numbers you will know that the downward V like, is figure 8 and the l like is figure 1,which make that 81 and on the other palm you have 1 before 8 which is 18,from the there if you add 81 +8 that will give you the total number of 99 which is the number of ALLAH'S name.so from here we derive that every human testify to 99 names of ALLAH.

shafiyah:

THIRDLY:-our mouth,nose and eyes,if we draw this in a paper, then draw the lower and the upper lips separately and make them stand erect that should give you l like,and that l in arabic is alif,so you have two separate alif

shafiyah:

NOSE:-if you separate it you will get something like LAM in Arabic.

how do you separate your nose?

shafiyah:

then the EYES:- if you draw them separately you will get something like ()which is pronounce hau in arabic, so now if you going the first l we derived at from the lip which is ALIF in Arabic and the LAM we derived from dividing the nose and the HAU we derived at from the eyes then joining the ALIF,LAM AND HAU that will give us ALLAH.

Allah be praised!

shafiyah:

and lastly the remaining parts of our body write MUHAMMAD.well is like this:-sitting like you do while praying with your legs fold and your toes facing the back with your hands fold and the arm also fold. the folded hand is like MIM in Arabic, the arm folded trace to the shoulder is like HA in Arabic, the circular form between our hip and the buttock is like another MIM and lastly the already folded toe back to the folded leg is like DAL in Arabic so the first MIM from the folded hand,the Arabic HA formed from the folded arm,the other MIM form between the hip and the thigh and the DAL for from the folded toe and leg,we get MIM,HA,MIM AND DAL give us MUHAMMAD.

allahu arched bar!

Riskie:

@ topic No offense but this is laughable.

I swear!

I-laugh like TUMFULU!!

If everybody was born a muslim, why are we not all muslims?

Everyone was born a Muslim but some turned unbeliever because of test of faith and our free will.

The Prophet Muhammad said, "No babe is born but upon Fitra (as a Muslim). It is his parents who make him a Jew or a Christian or a Polytheist." (Sahih Muslim, Book 033, Number 6426)

Narrated Abu-Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "No child is born except on Al-fitra (Islam) and then his parents make him Jewish, Christian or Magian (Zoroastrian), as an animal produces a perfect young animal: do you see any part of its body amputated?"
- Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 2, Book 23, Number 441

good question, what kind of muslim are we all born to be? sunni/shia/sufi/NOI. hmmmm

You must a practising muslim that believe in Quran, pray five times daily, face qiblah when praying and fast in the month of ramadhan.

lol, Everyone was born a Muslim but some turned unbelievers,


That is amusing.

bawomolo:

good question, what kind of muslim are we all born to be? sunni/shia/sufi/NOI. hmmmm

I'd like to know too.

.

You must a practising muslim that believe in Quran, pray five times daily, face qiblah when praying and fast in the month of ramadhan.

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Interesting, i guess babies have the natural urge to turn their ass in the direction of mecca.  

You still haven't answered my question though, are babies born different types of Muslims? The PC shit won't work with me.

Would i have the urge to be a muslim if i was born in a predominantly hindu household?

I guess like Christianity, Islam has some sort of free-will clause to explain this absurdity.

@Bawomolo

Interesting, i guess babies have the natural urge to turn their ass in the direction of mecca. 

Do babies observe Solat? Oga, please stop reasoning like Davidylan

You still haven't answered my question though, are babies born different types of Muslims?

I answered you but probably you didnt read very well. I answered your questions down in which you turned it to issue of babies now. There is no sect in the presense of Allah, hence all Babies are the same; Muslims in the presence of Allah.

The PC shit won't work with me.

Oga, Babs is not that type and I guess you are the one that avoided my questions when I asked you about the atheist and agnostic we have hidingunder the guise of creating another thread

Would i have the urge to be a muslim if i was born in a predominantly hindu household?

Of course you would. Are you saying we dont have any Muslim in predominantly Hindu household?

I guess like Christianity, Islam has some sort of free-will clause to explain this absurdity.

Expantiate please and we discuss.
In the meantime, ytou may educate yourself here
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-150020.0.html

I told you guys since; the best way to deal with ignorants like davidylan and co is by ignoring them. Yet you shoulder the burden of responding to their blabbings. Why? Isn't it a waste of time? They stand not to ALWAYS open their minds and understand or rather believe the incontestable fact. Leave the frigging fools go astray. Allah won't ask you why you don't preach them.

Its said in Hadith; there are three stanges of correcting wrong-doing, i.e by stopping it with your hand, secondly by your words/mouth and thirdly and inactively by regarding the doing and the doer sadly. Simply do the last is not the least, is it?

Thank you very much my fellow good muslims for your good and open-minded understanding.

Allah is great

Abu Zola:

Allah is great

He is the greatest my brother

MUNEER2:

He is the greatest my brother

Allah is a demon . . . and not great . . .

Mohammed is a liar . . . murderer . . . maniac . . .

Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read - your body spells Muhammad? You might as well believe people see the face of Jesus in pies and jars of marmite.

I bet you I can make your body spell bootylicious if I tried with some imagination.

Ablution water in the womb? Seriously?

No2Atheism:

Allah is a demon . . . and not great . . .

Mohammed is a liar . . . murderer . . . maniac . . .

be careful how u spell allah. . . . .the one u spelt aint a demon.

debosky:

Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read - your body spells Muhammad? You might as well believe people see the face of Jesus in pies and jars of marmite.

I bet you I can make your body spell bootylicious if I tried with some imagination.

Ablution water in the womb? Seriously?

GBAM!!!

No2Atheism:

Allah is a demon  . . . and not great . . .

How come you know him so well
It's your spiritual rubbish that is great, or your crucified god that could not even help himself, huh?
Oh! he actually died for your sin
You are simply pathetic

No2Atheism:

Mohammed is a liar . . . murderer . . .  maniac . . .

That makes his better off than your jesus
Your lord is crucified, oh! he is also your prophet and your savior, i see!!!

@topic

I sincerely think I need to do thanksgiving for being born into a non-muslim family . . .cus I can't even imagine the kind of mental breakdown I would have had to go through just to break away from this silly muslim mindset . . .

Cus this topic is just simply ridiculous . . .

One minute allah is telling us spermatozoa comes from the abdominal part of the body. . . the next minute someone is telling us everybody is born a muslim . . . even the pigmies from the gods must be crazy movie 



I think US should just bomb us with Laughing gas and save me the trouble of reading this ridiculous posts by muslims . . .



@Abuzola

I think you now have a competition for someone with another ability to make ridiculous posts . . .  

noetic16:

be careful how u spell allah. . . . .the one u spelt aint a demon.

enlighten me please . . .or is there a particular way to spell Allah now . . .