Love the part of going to the market with your mom ..... U are so damn correct

OP u b real omo ibile..

Lovely, gone are those days...... RIP Mom

this doesn't happen in Syria where I was raised

You have just written my life story.

fun growing up






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Epic!

And naija parents can lie ehnn.....

I especially hated it when they took monies given to us by visitors. Now I do the same with my kids.

LMAO

What about the auto reset (dirty slap)

ebbymayox:
Written by Mayo Bayo. Source:http://www.tlkdrum.com/growing-up-in-a-nigerian-homethe-common-story/
“You spare the rod, you spoil the child”

reminds me of my childhood, was actually raised like this. We are not even allowed to mingle with kids in the neighborhood, always upstairs admiring outside from the window like we are in a prison

God Bless The Real African Parents

themosthigh:
The best part of me growing up was realizing the power of the most high from my early life.
I was born in an almost totally white communuty in svalbard norway to nigeria nigerian parents who are worshipers of satan and baphomet.
We sit around in groups under the light of the auroura borielis chanting and praying to lucifer the morning star.
I was taught to avoid about the wicked god jehovah and became a world agent of satan at the age of 23.
Now i invite ppl to join me...just say the following prayers under a full moon and then email me.

open the gates of hell on earth


ave satani
ave versus christus
ave rex persia
ave cosmos illuminatum
ave maria satani

we will finally defeat the evill jehovah.
satan be praised
our father
Who art in hell
hallow be thy nam
Thy kingdom reign
They will be done on earth
As it is in hell
Lead us this day
And forever more
And bless us for trespassing
As we bless those who trespass against God
Lead us not to heaven
And deliver us from heaven
For thou is the kingdom
for power and glory 
for ever and ever
mena

who are you

Chai! OP you just reminded me everything about my childhood. Then in my house u dare not go outside to play football,u can only do that in school once u're at home u marry ur books! Honestly, that pruning makes us better people in our society today. Big thanks to our African mum and Dad.

themosthigh:
The best part of me growing up was realizing the power of the most high from my early life.
I was born in an almost totally white communuty in svalbard norway to nigeria nigerian parents who are worshipers of satan and baphomet.
We sit around in groups under the light of the auroura borielis chanting and praying to lucifer the morning star.
I was taught to avoid about the wicked god jehovah and became a world agent of satan at the age of 23.
Now i invite ppl to join me...just say the following prayers under a full moon and then email me.

open the gates of hell on earth


ave satani
ave versus christus
ave rex persia
ave cosmos illuminatum
ave maria satani

we will finally defeat the evill jehovah.
satan be praised
our father
Who art in hell
hallow be thy nam
Thy kingdom reign
They will be done on earth
As it is in hell
Lead us this day
And forever more
And bless us for trespassing
As we bless those who trespass against God
Lead us not to heaven
And deliver us from heaven
For thou is the kingdom
for power and glory 
for ever and ever
mena

. God Mercy on ur soul. U'r still useful to His kingdom.

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Those days

Lol Seriously, going to the market with mum back then was a nightmare. I usually pretend to be ill whenever I'm ' the chosen one'

Dude u've lived my childhood.

LaDivva:
Lol Seriously, going to the market with mum back then was a nightmare. I usually pretend to be ill whenever I'm ' the chosen one'

I guess your mum was one of those that would haggle until they get abused

jaybee3:


I guess your mum was one of those that would haggle until they get abused

She was very good at bargaining, and she had and still has this charisma and smile, you can't just help but agree with her. I'm glad I inherited it

LaDivva:

She was very good at bargaining, and she had and still has this charisma and smile, you can't just help but agree with her. I'm glad I inherited it

how was i able to guess that.. Choi...

Mehn i can relate sha... I once threatened to drive off leaving my mum behind all because she wouldn't stop haggling...

What's it with women and bargain though

jaybee3:


how was i able to guess that.. Choi...

Mehn i can relate sha... I once threatened to drive off leaving my mum behind all because she wouldn't stop haggling...

What's it with women and bargain though

We're trying to save money for you men whilst giving you the best of dishes

OMG! So true. My mum would take you round the market to bargain and then return to the first store to buy it. It was so painful.

When visitors give you money, you must first say No. If you just collect it without at least refusing, you are finished.

When a visitor comes to the house to see your dad. No matter the cartoon you are watching, just enter your room one by one in case they want to discuss something. If you wait for them to send you out, you are dead.

LaDivva:
Lol Seriously, going to the market with mum back then was a nightmare. I usually pretend to be ill whenever I'm ' the chosen one'

So how did you learn how to negotiate or haggle with the market women??

LaDivva:

We're trying to save money for you men whilst giving you the best of dishes

What if money was never an issue?

Choi this op just described my childhood. RIP super mighty Dad- The Architect and Builder of my life.

Neduzze5:


So how did you learn how to negotiate or haggle with the market women??

From my mum, I was able to bargain and buy like an adult at 14, the market women were amazed. With time they all knew me, I became the wife of all their sons lol. I miss those good old days shaa

jaybee3:

What if money was never an issue?

It doesn't matter still, it's already in me shaa. Though I don't really bargain for too long.

nochildsplay:
reminds me of my childhood, was actually raised like this. We are not even allowed to mingle with kids in the neighborhood, always upstairs admiring outside from the window like we are in a prison

God Bless The Real African Parents

U people na ajebo na, una even get upstairs to be locked.


Childhood without laying with fellow kids aint fun one bit

Unsad:
Trash

u no get sense of humour oh. No offense

segemint:
u no get sense of humour oh. No offense

Chopped it off and gave it to dogs. This world doesn't deserve my laughter .