This is a true life story. It happened 2weeks ago and I decided to share the incident with you all. I was lying in my room one day. The time was about 1:45am. Then all of a sudden, I began to hear cries and shouts of help. Somebodyyyyyy helpppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I listened carefully and I discovered that the noise was coming directly from keleva's room. At first I ignored the sound, but when keleva's noise became unbearable and I felt that whatever it is that's tormenting him might kill him if I delay any longer, I summoned courage, sharpened my cutlass and headed for his room. When I got there, I had to break the door because it was locked. And guess what I saw. . . I saw keleva standing on top of a table with only a boxers screaming at the top of his voice and pointing at something under the table. At first, I taught he was going mad but he kept on pointing there and this time he said. . . . the cockroach, kill the cockroach, kill the cockroach. I was so angry that he distrubed my sleep and the whole neighbourhood because of a cockroach. I felt like cutting him to pieces with my cutlass. But for the sake of the neighbourhood which was already thrown into confusion as a result of his screams, I killed the cockroach for him and we all had a good sleep afterwards.

Funny!

eheeen! so u were the rat that came into my room carrying safety blade?

D1KeleVra:

eheeen! so u were the rat that came into my room carrying safety blade?

No that was yhussler not me

dani hit on my YIM lets chat

Ah so dani don buy laptop

when my old hardrive dun spoil

Ahhhhhhhhhh We go chop rice be that o!

Dani don buy laptop

Some nusic for you.

Bush boys!

You wey de fear cockroach you no de shame.

I no blame u. You too play with cockroach when u small.

At least e better pass you wey de fear am

Ummmm! I don't think that's right. Since I had toy-soldiers n stuff when I was little.

Toy soldiers, what help can they render you.

A very colorful and memorable childhood. As for u? Shey u can now have a two-way conversation with a fully mature roach?

Yes

Agbaya

buhahhahaha
@craziekid nice one,

the downfall of dickele
lmao!

Chei! See this one? Dey pray and jubilate for my downfall. I go see ur own downfall before u see my own *mcheew* nonsense!

*laffs hard into his face*

dynamokiev

Its getting dark Sylve, remove the sun shades.

He's blind why do you want him to remove it.

Oh! You mean like Steven Wonder?

nope, like dickele

lol @ first post

lol @clem,