FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION.
GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many chibok girls were
kidnapped and state d reason for
their kidnapped?(20marks)
1b) The question “Na only you waka
come was said by who and to who?
Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is
God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?(10
marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies using
blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks
each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money
more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,
who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who wants to
be a millionaire a day after you guys
broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a national
conference, how many days will it
take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding
and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D Banj
has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available
bride. Discuss (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words
on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)
3) What's the name of the lady that
use to say "please enter your
secret number" at the ATM center
of the banks. State reasons why
she was chosen and explain too (20
Marks)
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