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Top 9 Methods Mistakenly Used To Estimate Manhood Size by pomide(m): 12:02pm On Jul 27, 2015
Our society is obsessed with sex – it’s too taboo
to openly talk about, yet everyone has questions
and curiosities. This manner of thinking leads to
people coming to their own conclusions, and
believing what they’re told without even the
ability to ask someone who has the proper
knowledge.

Most Nigerian ladies fall victim of this, you see them gossiping with thier friends when a tall guy walks past..they be like "mhen, see how he's so tall... his egg plant must be reaching his knees!"

anyways, back to the list!

1. FLACCID LENGTH

It seems like a no-brainer; if the guy’s penis is
small when flaccid, it’s probably going to stay
small. And vice versa, of course. But actually,
the size difference of a penis from soft to hard
varies greatly. Some men who are diminutive
when they’re not aroused become quite the
opposite in a sexual scenario. In fact, those with
large flaccid joysticks tend to grow only a little,
while those with small flaccid joysticks usually
grow substantially. That alone generally makes
up the difference between the two.


2. SEXUALITY

Reports abound that gay men are more endowed
than straight men. But why is this? One
researcher in particular believes that it has to do
with prenatal hormones that affect the size and
structure of Instruments and certain structures of the
brain, which in turn wind up influencing sexual
orientation. This is false, gay men do not have larger manhood than straight men according to research. You might have just been watching too many Gay indecent movies.

3. RACE

Race can play a large factor in the prevalence of
many stereotypes – both negative and positive. It
doesn’t always stem from hatred or intolerance,
but simply a lack of understanding. The thing is,
Asians don’t necessarily have small joysticks,
Africans don’t necessarily have large joysticks,
and Caucasians aren’t necessarily average.
Humans don’t come color-coded based on the
size of their joysticks, though some people would
like to think so for questionable reasons.

4. THUMB LENGHT

There's bee rumors going around that a
man’s penis is three times the length of his
thumb. Why three times? I don’t know, but it
seems like there are people out there who are
determined to believe this. Unless the guy is
Goro, you’re not even going to get a good visual
representation of what the length of three of his
thumbs is. You can ask him to stack his two
thumbs on top of one another while you try to
imagine a third one, but that kind of gives away
the fact that you’re sizing him up. But of course,
like the rest, it’s a myth and only another
attempt at faking x-ray vision.

5. SHOE SIZE

This is probably one of the most common
methods people try to use to judge the measure
of a man. Foot fetishism may play a role in the
persistence of this belief, or it may just be the
fact that shoe size is one of the most obvious
personal measurements everyone knows offhand.
Women (and men) come up with convoluted
equations in an attempt to find a link between
the size of a guy’s feet and the length of his
penis. You can divide by 3, in half, or take away
as many inches as you like, but in the end
you’re no closer to solving the mystery. It’s only
a myth.

6. DEEP VOICE

Sure, a deep voice is attractive and alluring—but
it’s still no indicator of penis size. Yet people are
bound to think that a man with a deep voice is
going to be packing a sea serpent. I mean, look
at people like Morgan Freeman, James Earl
Jones, or Barry White and tell me that you don’t
automatically think they’d put a high-pitched
weakling to shame. But they don't necessarily have big pen!s. so girls, move on, it's just a myth.

7. HEIGHT

Like shoe size, height apparently has little to do
with penile length. Scientifically, it probably has
the most value so far – but studies that have
found a correlation between height and penis
size have been too small to be considered solid,
and generally rely on the subjects to provide
their own measurements. So, while it might seem
like a good starting point if you’re all that curious
about someone in particular, you’re probably
only setting yourself up for disappointment. If you
were to use this supposed correlation to look for
the most endowed man possible, you’d end up
with a lot of gangly men with average-sized
members before striking gold. It might be a
better idea to follow your heart.

8. WRIST TO TIP OF FINGER

Yep, another terrible indicator of penis size. Still,
it’s something people like to use in order to
surreptitiously determine a man’s length. The
myth here is that a man’s penile length is equal
to the distance from the end of his wrist to the
tip of his middle finger. If this were in any way
true, you’d see porn stars with hands that could
palm a basketball. And, for that matter, guys
who can palm a basketball but are unable to
wear shorts with their team uniforms. For example
Shaq – with a hand length of about 11
inches (27.94cm) long, he’d nearly have to wear
his genitals like a belt in order to play
unimpeded.

Re: Top 9 Methods Mistakenly Used To Estimate Manhood Size by pomide(m): 12:05pm On Jul 27, 2015
9. THUMB TO FINGER
This one has actually been perpetuated by a renowned sexologist, but I’m really inclined to chalk it up to being another rumor. The way to do it is to make an L shape with your index finger and thumb, then measure the distance between the two tips. The figure you get is supposed to be the same as you’d get by measuring your penis. As an estimate, it’s probably around the same length; but what you’re looking at is roughly the size of the average male’s organ. You’re only playing the odds with this one, and there’s nothing definitive about it at all.

culled from Listverse.com

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