Two men met @ a bus stop
and struck up a
conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family
problems. Oh! I'm in soup, my
fiancée is showing interest in my father, I feel like
committing suicide! Finally the other man
said: "
You think you have family
problems? Listen to my
situation. " A few years ago I met a young widow with a
grown up daughter. We got married and I
got myself a
stepdaughter. Later, my
father married my step-
daughter. That made my step-daughter my mother
and my father became my step-son. He
continued: Also my wife
became mother-in-law of
her father-in-law. Much
later, the daughter of my wife, my step- mother, had
a son. This boy was my half brother
because he was my
father's son. But he was also
the son of my wife's
daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That
made me the grandfather of my half
brother. This was nothing until my
wife and I had a son. Now
the half sister of my son,
my step - mother, is also his grandmother This makes my
father the brother-in-law of my child
whose step - sister
is my father's wife. I am my
step - mother's brother - in
-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my
father's nephew and I am my OWN
GRAND FATHER!!!!! And you
think you have FAMILY
PROBLEMS!!!!!