SC31:
Been a while in hear,really missed you guys
Rukkyola, crobboy, fraih, fraiser, amodu, logodwhiz, kbs, jubrealguy, eaglevision, iambibi, quityjoice, katrine7....
Chai see as i don forget some people monicker.

Missed u too dear
..

SC31:
Been a while in hear,really missed you guys
Rukkyola, crobboy, fraih, fraiser, amodu, logodwhiz, kbs, jubrealguy, eaglevision, iambibi, quityjoice, katrine7....
Chai see as i don forget some people monicker.

chai!!!! na u b ds.......where u go all ds while, where were u posted or u've booked a seat on the stream 2 train already

SC31:
still oyo

Wow, so your Oyo remain unchanged.
Mine was changed to Kano.
So how is Oyo treating you

SC31:
Been a while in hear,really missed you guys
Rukkyola, crobboy, fraih, fraiser, amodu, logodwhiz, kbs, jubrealguy, eaglevision, iambibi, quityjoice, katrine7....
Chai see as i don forget some people monicker.

I misses you too sweetie and quite painful they spoil our prospective union in Oyo

BlizzydoDo:
network has been bad here dear, actually d camp is not terrible as speculated earlier jus dat d soldiers are too strict jhor.

all of una just dae lie ontop network head,u guys are now proud na.lmao! pele dear,its an experience nd in a matter of 5 days it will b history,missed u sweedie.
will b waiting for ur comprehensive report later sha

rosey33!!!
i see u missy,aw have u been,u in stream1 as well?

its been all fun and glam here in edo camp.
when first heard about the camp, devastated is an understatement about how i felt.
well i havr seen things with my own eyes and twast as bad as people said it to be. all you need is to be smart and be able tink on your feet.
and its all about the mindset( thanks to jubrealguy that encouraged me in that)

in summary, camp had been edutaining.
cc all edokopas.
qutyjoice
harique
biotechshola
missprudence
walextouk

spixytinxy, heard about your loss late. i am so sorry, please accept my sincere and heartfelt condolences.
May God grant you and the family the fortitude to bear the loss. May his soul rest in peace. amen



Dtobs, may God almighty bless you and may your loss be replaced in multiple fold. we thank God for the gift of life.

jubrealguy:
chai!!!! na u b ds.......where u go all ds while, where were u posted or u've booked a seat on the stream 2 train already

lol, was posted to oyo...you nko

amodu:


Wow, so your Oyo remain unchanged.

Mine was changed to Kano.

So how is Oyo treating you

oyo dey there jare,we enjoying it small small but the camp fire night was just rubbish

SC31:
oyo dey there jare,we enjoying it small small but the camp fire night was just rubbish

rubbish ke? Camp Fire is usually dope. What made urs an exception?

MemphisDepay:
rubbish ke? Camp Fire is usually dope. What made urs an exception?

we just danced round the fire and that was it

SC31:
lol, was posted to oyo...you nko

I was posted to my father's house ooo, I should redeploy on the 21st of may sha........hp u avin a good time in camp

jubrealguy:
I was posted to my father's house ooo, I should redeploy on the 21st of may sha........hp u avin a good time in camp

@father's house....we pushing it

SC31:
we just danced round the fire and that was it

hmmm.. No smooching? Nothing whatsoever?

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
4 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR OTUOCHA fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt- ABRAHAM LINCOLN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
i believe God knows what he was doing when he put oil under our ground, it should be a means to an end- OLUSEGUN OBASANJO .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) Chicken wey run away from borno go ibadan go still end up inside the pot

2) If madman don beat your mama before, if she see mechanic she go run
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[b] SHORT JOKES
1) JOHNNY- I have facebook, nairaland, twitter, google plus, yahoo, tumblr, msn, skype, 2go and G-talk
FRIEND- dude, do you have a life?
JOHNNY- OMG! no... Send me the link

2) A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them ''After your weddings, text me your 1st night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way

after a week, The 1st daughter sent ''NESCAFE'' In an sms to her mum, while a week later, the second daughter sent ''BENSON'', their mum as a soji woman picked up a tin of NESCAFE and read from the label ''Fastastic till the last Drop'', she also went to her husband's pack of BENSON cigarettes and found written on it ''Extra long, King size'' . She thought aloud ''Not too bad for them at their age''

a few days later, her 3rd daughter's text message come in ''ARIK: LAGOS - KANO'' , So mama calls arik air information desk to inquire about their KANO To LAGOS flight, she was told it is 3 times daily, 7 days a week and flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro.

Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps, faints, dies, wakes up, jumping up and down and shouting ''Yeeeeeeeee... Eleyi ma pa mi lomo o - This one will kill my daughter ooo''


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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

MemphisDepay:
hmmm.. No smooching? Nothing whatsoever?

baddest guy ever liveth... BADOO

VillageGOAT:

baddest guy ever liveth... BADOO

I hail thee o. No time to check time na

publicrelation:
Some call her boss lady, others call her Olori Otunba but one thing is certain she is trending as the most promising brand of 2016. Currently being compared to the likes of Olamide and the late Legend Da grin. Ms chief drops visuals to her street single Ika Meji (Peace sign) few days ago and it has already reached 16,000 views. Watch the video and give me your opinion if you think she does justice in repping the street babes in gidi or not.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUlDpBfim-c

Nigga abi na Nigress, did shit is becoming irritating. We don see am already

passing by... i can categorically say that Paiko niger state is closer to hell. the heat no be for here and who eat tuwo with okro? every other social activities end by 10pm. even camp fires

Phinity318:
A friend of mine currently in camp sent me dis;
ANNOUNCEMENT:
Coming from THE ORIENTATION BROADCASTING SERVICE (OBS) NIGER STATE NYSC CAMP, notice is hereby given that all NYSC 2016 Batch A Stream II shall be prospective Batch B because there shall be no Batch A Stream II. Sequel to this, all earlier supposed Batch B shall now be prospective 2017 Batch A. Hence, all awaiting Batch 2016 B (Supposed Stream II of Batch A 2016) shall commence from October/November 2016 while the prospective 2017 Batch A (earlier Supposed 2016 Batch B) shall commence March/ April 2017. Inconveniences are heartily regretted.

Thank you.

How true?
cc VillageGoat
Dtobs
all concerned GC citizens

NOT TRUE- Please disregard those rumors, just 4 days to go, and we are there.... God bless

Abbeyunique2:
passing by... i can categorically say that Paiko niger state is closer to hell. the heat no be for here and who eat tuwo with okro? every other social activities end by 10pm. even camp fires

ha, you are really enjoying na, abi tuwo no sweet? what of us wey dey chop garri and coconut with plantain chips for here , It is good to know you are fine... Try to enjoy the remaining days left...FUN, FUN, FUN.... It is actually once in a lifetime...

VillageGOAT:

ha, you are really enjoying na, abi tuwo no sweet? what of us wey dey chop garri and coconut with plantain chips for here , It is good to know you are fine... Try to enjoy the remaining days left...FUN, FUN, FUN.... It is actually once in a lifetime...

Maami cover mi

SC31:
oyo dey there jare,we enjoying it small small but the camp fire night was just rubbish

You don't mean it

VillageGOAT:

ha, you are really enjoying na, abi tuwo no sweet? what of us wey dey chop garri and coconut with plantain chips for here , It is good to know you are fine... Try to enjoy the remaining days left...FUN, FUN, FUN.... It is actually once in a lifetime...

baba how far ? Only two stateS poped up during the course of my registration back then. Hope there is no qualm whatsoever? Since I was able to print my green card, I feel I have no problem, what do u feel? Is there anybody in stream1 that is in my shoe too?

And we had d opportunity to host d DG NYSC, Brig Gen Zakari Kazaure today @camp. He enjoyed his presence & he left very happy. Thank u sir for coming to bayelsa!

Cc : fraih, amodu, eaglevision et al

Guys... Kbs468, amodu .... Heard there is a scuttlebutt spreading around the wind that stream11 has been shifted to August.. Reason being that.. Muslims fasting starts 2nd June and ends 10 July....

My argument is that.. Stream11 begins on the 21st of May and ends on the 6th of June...

Will the FG postpone the stream11 becoz of this few days interference?

yanabasee:
Guys... Kbs468, amodu .... Heard there is a scuttlebutt spreading around the wind that stream11 has been shifted to August.. Reason being that.. Muslims fasting starts 2nd June and ends 10 July....

My argument is that.. Stream11 begins on the 21st of May and ends on the 6th of June...

Will the FG postpone the stream11 becoz of this few days interference?

Na to just forget about service pata-pata be that! I no do again be dat!

yanabasee:
Guys... Kbs468, amodu .... Heard there is a scuttlebutt spreading around the wind that stream11 has been shifted to August.. Reason being that.. Muslims fasting starts 2nd June and ends 10 July....

My argument is that.. Stream11 begins on the 21st of May and ends on the 6th of June...

Will the FG postpone the stream11 becoz of this few days interference?

Please don't give credence to such unfounded reports as nothing concrete have been reported or aired on any of the NYSC official media outfits.

Worthy of note is that Ramadan fasting by HIS Grace will be starting June 6 and not June 2, hence it is in accordance with the current schedule which was properly considered by the management.

anochuko01:

Na to just forget about service pata-pata be that! I no do again be dat!

Don't be too personal!

We no do again be dat!

SC31:
Been a while in hear,really missed you guys
Rukkyola, crobboy, fraih, fraiser, amodu, logodwhiz, kbs, jubrealguy, eaglevision, iambibi, quityjoice, katrine7....
Chai see as i don forget some people monicker.

heloooooooooo my swt marketer,how hav u been dear? missed u soooooooo much

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
3 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
11 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)