Lag, Abj, Edo

LogoDWhiz:


Yes ma'am

What are your choices?

justified10:
haha..


don't u think dat was too much?

He said I "misyarned".... Whereas, I made a mistake... I actually meant to say the secreteriat..is close and that if the guy would chose AKS and incidentally given Abak...I could shelter him... Then I deleted the post and didn't bother to restructure the phrases..

If he's a graduate... He would've corrected me amicably and not like a tout...

yanabasee:


I'm an usher there and I officiated today..... If you had initiated this post before time... Trust me...I'd tarry with you there...

The guy who called me to work said an announcement was made during the service. Didn't you get that?

Initiated this post before now hehehehe. I was fixing up some equipment and didn't have time to chat.

SC31:

You're too hot tempered and you use foul language a lot based on the observation here

I no dey dia wen u talk am o

**Clears throat,grabs d microphone,and begins her testimony**
It is not a small sometin o.
As mumcy do shakara remain small food 4 me because I NO HELP GRI HELP HER 4 KITCHEN 2DAY,na im me sef com vex live house sey make i go buy FANTA & BISCUIT 4 my life wey go bele ful me.
I don buy my FANTA finish o,e com remain make i cari my leg waka go house.Na im ONE BOY STOP ME FOR ROAD (I no fit call am GUY because i no lyk am.
Shebi normally if a guy wan TOAST u 4 road,he go dey SMILE,e go start wit SWEET TALK, like
HELLO PRETTY (e no concern am weda u fyn or not),MY NAME IS SENT4RINA,OR JUSTIFIED10,OR KBS468,OR FRAISER,OR AMODU OR LOGODWHIS OR CROBBOY.I HAVE BEEN SEEING U AROUND 4 SMTYM NW (even though e neva c u b4),I LIKE UR STATURE,THE WAY U WALK( even though na like DOG u dey waka),THE WAY U SPEAK (even though ur voice dey like cow own), AND I REALLY APPRECIATE UR BEAUTY (even though u resemble monkey twin)
PLS CAN I BE UR FRIEND?
You self go done dey joli 4 ur mind,come dey smile give am,u go dey blush like never b4.(EVEN THOUGH THE GUY FOLO U RESEMBLE MONKEY TWIN)
E go b like sey them use JUJU 4 u,u sef no go kNW wen u go start to dey give am ur PHONE NUMBER AND EVRITIN ABOUT U & UR FAMILY,even d ones wey E NO ASK U.
Tor,dis SOLOMON WEY I JAMM 4 ROAD NO GRI TALK LIKE DAT O.
As i buy my FANTA & BISCUIT FINISH wey i dey do my CAT WORK JEJE Weda i go JAMM BETA GUY 4 road wey go gri LIKE ME,make una help me hear ME AND BRODA SOLO CONVERSATION O (no typographical error 4 im speech o,bros e no sabi ENGLISH but e fit DEY my own because DEM TEACH ME ENGLISH 4 Sch)
SOLOMON: Weldone o,tell me ur NAME,where do use to LIVE? I wanto b UR FRIEND.Can I get ur number (D guy no gri PUT COMMA,FULL STOP,OR ANY PUNCTUATION MARK 4 IM SPEECH.e just dey talk lyk person wey HOT YAM DEY BURN 4 MOUTH)
**Na im FEAR CATCH ME.I com dey tink 4 my mind sey e b LIKE SEY NA ONE 'j' wey i don find im trouble b dis o,d guy wan TRICK me so dat e go fit get TIME BEND MY MOUTH 4 ME,COM TAKE BEATING SCATTER MY HEAD 4 DIS DRY street WEY PEOPLE NO DEY.e b lyk sey d guy no knw sey i GET BRAIN**
ME: Sorry broda, I can't answer ur question.
SOLOMON: Wat do u mean by U wil not ansa wat I ASK U?
ME: Am SORRY broda,IT IS SIMPLY 4 SECURITY PURPOSE.
SOLOMON: So me dat gri 2 tell u my name unko? Dat means if i ask u 4 ur number,you wil talk dat u wil not give me b dat.
ME: Am SORRY,u told me ur NAME because u feel secured.I don't feel secured so i can't tell u my name or watever!
SOLOMON:How wil u b SECURED now dat u don't want to ansa me?
Me: I can never tell u because ur a STRANGER 2 ME.
SOLOMON: Why ar u doin RUDE,RUDE now?
ME: Am sorry,BUT Y AR U CARELESS WIT UR SPEECH? Is it a MUST dat i tell u about mysef? Pls STOP following me,am really tired this nyt,I am very HUNGRY,I AV BEEN TRU A LOT OF STRESS 2DAY,MY HEAD HURTS,I DON'T HAVE TIME 4 DISCUSSION,I just wanto go home 2 hav some REST.
**Now if 2 say na beta guy, e go tell me; Oh sorry,no WONDER U LUK SO STRESSED UP,DO U CARE FOR FANTA? Me go com form small so dat e no go tink sey i 2 CHEAP,even though i don dey lov am already.**
SOLOMON: Okay, b4 u wil go 2 rest,oya giv me ur numba so dat i can u 4 nyt.
**AS I C sey d guy no wan hear word,na so I BRANCH ENTER ONE CAFE, go dey trouble dem wit 'IRRELEVANT NYSC MATA' wey no supoz get ansa,hopin sey d guy go don disappear 4rm d outside wey im dey wait me.Ashe i dey DECEIVE mysef buh i no knw.
AS I COMOT 4 CAFE NA SO I JAMM D BRODA 4 OUTSIDE.Na den I com knw sey my explanation no gri stay 4 broda BRAIN.**
ME: Am sorry i kept u waiting 4 so long,pls ignore my BAD MANNER,my name is AISHA,am in SS3 class,my fone numba is :081987654321.(if u lyk go call d numba 'OYO' is ur case dis nyt.)
ME again:I think av also bin seein u 2 b4 along dis street shebi u ar Jombo jombo's friend (Person wey I NEVA C B4 FOR MY LIFE)
SOLOMON: yes JOMBO is my FRIEND.
**na im i tel am sori let me quickly collect my change 4rm dis CAFE PEOPLE,don't wori,I WON'T STAY LONG.Na so i take cari my leg folo wan corna,comot my shoe 4 leg,start 2 dey run go house lyk sey i don KOLO.My h@com dey bit pas church band
As i reach aus unko?
MUMCY; HEY! Com here y ar trembling lyk dis? U don go find troble again ba? IF PESIN BIT U 'OYO' IS UR CASE
ME: Mumcy i didn't want u 2 b worid ni fa,i had 2 run so dat i can quicly get hom.shebi u sey make we no dey comot 4 nyt?
MUMCY:Tank God u av finaly dcided 2 change,oya GO TAKE FANTA 4 FRIDGE.
ME: Mumcy so FANTA dey aus,u com make me sofa dis nyt? U AR WICKED! (Dem no BORN ME WELL MAKE I TALK AM OUTSIDE SHE BEAT PASS JOMBO sef.NA 4 MY MIND I TALK DAT ONE O.
Me again: MUMCY,DON'T WORI make i JUST HIDE AM UNDER BED,hunger no gri wori me again.
*na so i cari FANTA go HIDE 4 UNDER BED because HUNGER NO WORI ME AGAIN*
NOW OVER TO UNA, pay me my BONANZA! Wat av u learnt 4rm dis?
If una knw ansa no more jist 4 una again o
OYO IS UR CASE.
** waitin patiently 4 ansas**

FASH23:
funny u.. R u an Eksuite too?

Actually I dnt like that EKSU of a tin,I'm a graduate of UNAD,cos I was admitted a Unadite

any update ?

yanabasee:


He said I "misyarned".... Whereas, I made a mistake... I actually meant to say the secreteriat..is close and that if the guy would chose AKS and incidentally given Abak...I could shelter him... Then I deleted the post and didn't bother to restructure the phrases..

If he's a graduate... He would've corrected me amicably and not like a tout...

I kinda get ur point... I hate to b corrected "rudely" as well.


lyk my pressy logodWhiz would say *let it slide*

Constantly refreshing these two NYSC sites every 2-5 minutes isn't a big task for me

CROBBOY:

The guy who called me to work said an announcement was made during the service. Didn't you get that?

Initiated this post before now hehehehe. I was fixing up some equipment and didn't have time to chat.

Perhaps... I wasn't paying much attention.. Was at the counting room... After offering is announcement. Not immediately tho..

Are you working with Bro Afo?

ashkenking:
nice 1... this my bbm pin 56014D5F.. so we could talk better

nawa o, some pple can sabi jumb like grasscutter o, me wey get my sis sef never drop bb pin

justified10:
I kinda get ur point... I hate to b corrected "rudely" as well.

lyk my pressy logodWhiz would say *let it slide*

Nahhhh... I wouldn't banter words with him anymore... Dude's got no manners!

eaglevision:


Actually I dnt like that EKSU of a tin,I'm a graduate of UNAD,cos I was admitted a Unadite

same here bro..chemistry dept. u?

Fraiser:
I no dey dia wen u talk am o

Don't worry, she is safe. Atleast, She has a Senatorial backup (Amodu)

amodu:
Eyin Omo Golden City

Mo gbo information

Ninu tele

Ninu radio

won ni en..........

senator hw far, u just dey show face since, which cafe u dey now?

teemama20:
Lag, Abj, Edo

Excellent choices

yanabasee:


Perhaps... I wasn't paying much attention.. Was at the counting room... After offering is announcement. Not immediately tho..

Are you working with Bro Afo?

Steve!

Fraiser:
nawa o, some pple can sabi jumb like grasscutter o, me wey get my sis sef never drop bb pin

dey Dia dey dull..pple no get tym.

yanabasee:


Nahhhh... I wouldn't banter words with him anymore... Dude's got no manners!

E don do!

U be man na!

FASH23:
tanx boss.. Hav been followin dis group 4 lyk 3mnt naw jst 2 get d vital info i nid and leave.. Bt i tink i shud be a part it naw.. Tanx once again

Good to know and once again, Congratulations for making it

Tnx pressy

LogoDWhiz:


Excellent choices

yanabasee:


Nahhhh... I wouldn't banter words with him anymore... Dude's got no manners!

nice bro..chop knuckle

[quote author=justified10 post=42718293] same here bro..chemistry dept. u?[/qu

Wow,Unadites abi na Eksuites plenty for here,Economics Education bro

justified10:
ma name fit b lukman o. maybe na ma fourth name.


I no sabi folo babe talk fa, d way babes dey form dis days ehn.

no worry if u won go follow babe talk jus use lyk 3 botus of dark sailor shock ur body, inspiration go come

CROBBOY:
Steve!

Olrite..... Do ya thing!

sirguy542:
How many cups of gari did you give her?

Lol! UNA DON DEY KOLO 4 HEA.

Rukkyola and OYO

Fraiser:
I no dey dia wen u talk am o

Lol wetin concern me,e ask question and I give am answer

LogoDWhiz:




These guys ehn!

I expect rukky to respond appropriately

No b una fault,Shebi na me wey dey help una settle play,play,play mata na im cos am.If not una 4 knw dey talk ' IRRELEVANT NYSC MATA 4 HERE!
OYO is ur case if 'j' catch u.

boboLIL:
hmmmm... Thank u, thank u...

You're welcome

Less than 15 mins to the day of commencement of online registration for Batch A16 PCM's,little wonder the city is still filled up by this time,my humble self your Mr A16 and my darling Miss A16(Fraih) wish y'all a successful online registration.