1)GHOST KAKA The kind of kaka when u felt there’s kaka coming out, but no kaka in a toilet
2) CLEAN KAKA U kaka it out, see a kaka in the toilet but nothing on the tissue
3) WET KAKA After wiping plenty times you still feel un wiped
4) SECOND WAVE KAKA U’re done kakking, u’ve pulled up your pants and realize u need to kaka some more
5) POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD KAKA U strain so much to get it out you feel like you’re having a stroke
6) GASSY KAKA So noisy, every1 within earshot is giggling
7) DRINKERS KAKA It leaves the most noticeable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet
THE I WISH I COULD KAKA U wanna kaka but all u do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times
9) WET CHEEK KAKA It drops so fast it splashes water on your butt cheeks
10) THE DANGLING KAKA The one that refuses to leave your ass u need to shake it off
11) THE SURPRISE KAKA You’re about to fart but BAAAMMMM! IT’S A KAKA!!! Lol, no matter how beautiful or rich you are but im sure you’ve experienced one or more of those kaka type.Which one?

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DANGLING KAKA d one dat comes out but refuses to fall in d water, until u start dancing on d toilet seat