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| Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by Zico5(m): 5:42pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
Jonathan met with d Queen of England. He asked her, JONATHAN: How do u run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria. QUEEN: D most important thing is to surround urself with intelligent people. JONATHAN: But how do I know d people around me are really intelligent? QUEEN: Oh, that's easy, u just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into d room, CAMERON: Yes, ur majesty. U sent for me. QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, ur mother and father av a child, it is not ur brother and it is not ur sister. Who is it?" CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me. QUEEN: Yes, very good. Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo. JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and ur father av a child, it's not ur brother and it's not ur sister, who is it? SAMBO: I'm not sure, let me get back to u. He asked all his staff in d office but none could give him an answer. Sambo ran into Babatunde Raji Fashola. Sambo asked Fashola, SAMBO: Your mother and father av a child and it's not ur brother or sister, who is it?" FASHOLA: That's easy, its me! Sambo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan. SAMBO: Sir, I av d answer to dat riddle, It's Babatunde Raji Fashola! Jonathan got angry, he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!! 1 Like |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
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| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by chomytex(f): 5:47pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
Dumb Una no go leave that man alone.. 1 Like |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by Teekrayne(m): 6:30pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
The shoeless man from Otuoke |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by baabolight(m): 8:33pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
He was shoeless only when he was schooling! Don't ask me what he is WITHOUT now.  |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by dhameelare(m): 9:01pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
Can't stop laughing |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by Zico5(m): 10:06pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
Teekrayne:Shoeless man indeed, some do misuse golden opportunity at times 1 Like |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by Zico5(m): 10:07pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
Teekrayne:Shoeless man indeed, some do misuse golden opportunity at times |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by tomiobj(m): 10:20pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
I don't know if I am meant to classify this as a joke or just talking  |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by Zico5(m): 10:54pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
tomiobj:But it is main reality, isn't it? |
| Re: Check How Intelligent Goodluck Jonathan Is by Teekrayne(m): 12:30am On Aug 03, 2015 |
Zico5:....... He actually did misuse the golden opportunity!!!! May we all not be as clueless as he was/is....... |
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