So I tried a different platform for my short stories…Check out my first one, ‘The Lady With An Ant Bladder’ about a girl who made my flight from Guangzhou, China to New York a bit unbearable. Let me know what you think:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmCb7TdLNdQ

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Pretty nice. I was on a 12 hour flight this one time, and my seat was between a pretty Asian chick and some morbidly obese dude.

Middle seat in the middle isle of a 767. Damn coach travel . For the first 5 minutes, I was there contemplating - like someone trying to make major life decisions: Do i find another seat? But this girl is so pretty, and would make the flight go by quick. What use is that, if this dude is going to crush me to death anyway, as half of him is overflowing into my space.

Meanwhile, dude had already ordered a few cans of drinks and snacks. I'm thinking - calm down Yokozuna, we're not even off the ground yet.

I look around frantically for any empty seats, and spot an empty window seat. I notice all passengers had boarded, so I squeeze by Yokozuna, and ask an attendant if I could switch. He said it was cool, so I look back at the pretty babe I was going to miss, and scowl in the general direction of Yokozuna, as I occupy my new seat.

Wait, why the heck did I just type up this long-ass story?
True story though.

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Pretty nice. I was on a 12 hour flight this one time, and my seat was between a pretty Asian chick and some morbidly obese dude.

Middle seat in the middle isle of a 767. Damn coach travel . For the first 5 minutes, I was there contemplating - like someone trying to make major life decisions: Do i find another seat? But this girl is so pretty, and would make the flight go by quick. What use is that, if this dude is going to crush me to death anyway, as half of him is overflowing into my space.

Meanwhile, dude had already ordered a few cans of drinks and snacks. I'm thinking - calm down Yokozuna, we're not even off the ground yet.

I look around frantically for any empty seats, and spot an empty window seat. I notice all passengers had boarded, so I squeeze by Yokozuna, and ask an attendant if I could switch. He said it was cool, so I look back at the pretty babe I was going to miss, and scowl in the general direction of Yokozuna, as I occupy my new seat.

Wait, why the heck did I just type up this long-ass story?

hahahaha

Lol...it's for me, I was to travel by air...first time...and needed to know if I don't have the window seat, and I can spot an empty window seat...can I just get up and occupy it?