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11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by OduntanGabriel(m): 1:00pm On Aug 03, 2015
No matter how much we hate them, we will
surely miss them. Nairaland is a platform where
we have different types of people coming to
share, agree, disagree, derail some topics. Most of
these people made this place a better site to visit
often and now let me take you back to the
memory lane and remember some people who
made this plaCe interesting but seems to have
gone on an exile.
1) The GARRI Dealers : These people have
nothing meaningful to talk about except issues
concerning garri, they will open a thread to ask us
the priCe of Garri in the market, or sometimes
wanting to know how a certain post affects the
price of Garri in the market. (how does this
affects the price of garri in the market ). it's been
a while we see them and I think some of us miss
them because they put smiles on our faces with
different jokes they make out of garri issues.
(They might come back to ask me how my post
affects the price of garri in the market )
2) The Just Passing Bye Crew : We can call them
the trekkers also, they move from one post to
another just to let us know they were passing
bye. These sets of people are never serious with
any serious post on nairaland. if you are very
observant, you will notice that, they could write
"just passing bye "on over 15 front page threads
daily. wherever they are now, I hope and believe
they have gotten to their final destinations.
3) The French Men : Just early this year they
were very active here on Nairaland. They were
our brothers who live in Nigeria but usually claim
to be from France. we don't do this in France, I
have never heard of that in France etc. Those are
their comments. I wish them well in France or
wherever they claim to be.
4)America Will Know : I don't need to tell us the
founder of this great statement but to God be the
glory, she had many children here on nairaland
who always write on people's post how
Americans will know everything about us. Seems
America has stopped knowing and that Is why we
haven't seen them for a while.
5)Thunder doing Press Up Team : whenever these
people come online, they are here for a fight,
telling their fellow nairalander how the thunder
that would fire him or her is still doing Press up.
Maybe due to ban or their thunder might have
fired them after the press up, that is why they
have been missing.
6) Oga At The Top : Chai, the man really hear am
for this place, every post that needed an urgent
response could not be answered to because those
that commented on it would claim that only their
oga at the top is answerable to the question
asked. yeye people. The rest is history now.
7) Diaris God Team : We all know there is God,yet
they come on nairaland to derail people's post all
because you want to mimick our former mama (I
didn't mention name ooo, it could be NCCF
mama ) wherever these people are,i want you to
know that Chai, diaris God oooooo.



8Commentary reserving Teams : Instead of
resting their comments, they will tell us "i
comment my reserve " yet there is nothing
notable to read from them. If u were part of this
team, I comment my reserve for you.
9) The Tecno Ambassadors : There was a time
every post about tecno hits front page, if u like
write,! how to remove your tecno battery " it will
hit front page and also generate Lot of
disagreement from nairalanders. Every comments
made about Tecno generates lot of Likes those
days . where are these ambassadors? Are they in
China? The tecno, Samsung, blackberry
ambassadors... I hail thee! how market?

10) The Ifa Consultant : They are the babalawos of nairaland, even when you open a thread on how to change your phone Imei, their response will be ''let Me go and ask ifa '' we don't see them again,wherever they are we say, how market?

11) The Mat Spreaders : They comment on people's post as an observer, they will spread mats just to read what people have to say. Their mats must have been stolen or Seun, ishilove and co must have seized it from them, hopefully God will provide a mattress for them. So they can come back to start sleeping comfortably.


notable mentions to the omo oniles(land owners )
I couldn't write on them because we still have
them, seems they have come to stay because
there is an upgrade to their name now, u can call
them the introverts.... #stealing is not corruption
,#I was here etc
Fellow Nairalanders, I have tried, abeg add yours
to remind us of our long forgotten friends who
were once here .

cc: lalasticlala ishilove abeg ooooo

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by chijoy7(f): 1:26pm On Aug 03, 2015
Just Passing
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by mcdreeezy: 1:31pm On Aug 03, 2015
Is it just me or the op doesn't know how to count?
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by AreaFada2: 1:56pm On Aug 03, 2015
How does this affect the cost of garrium carbide at Oja Oba now? cheesy grin

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by braimeddy: 2:16pm On Aug 03, 2015
OP where num 8 na abi u join dose wey dey price garri for market too tongue? Make u limit d way u take dey eat garri o

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by dave2meek(m): 5:05pm On Aug 03, 2015
Just observinggrin
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Teeboy15(m): 5:50pm On Aug 03, 2015
Jst want to increase the number of views this post has.
I dnt want to comment undecided
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by misreal(m): 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2015
I really miss the g cry cryarri dealers oh..oga seun a beg allow our garri crew oh. cry cry
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by hos4x(m): 7:26pm On Aug 03, 2015
lol...the garri crew
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by gbaskiboy: 7:16am On Aug 04, 2015
Make I add one
Team ' am watching from mango tree' or ugwu leave grin
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by ellahzy(f): 8:14am On Aug 04, 2015
the popcorn buyers

The mat sprayers

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Kingkamal(m): 11:00am On Aug 04, 2015
The wailing wailers...... you forget about the current guys in town

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by samwayne154(m): 12:21pm On Aug 04, 2015
Those who asks 4 pin mouth or bb charger.........abeg wu get pin mouth charger here.............abeg wu get bb charger here

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by PrinceAdepoju(m): 12:44pm On Aug 04, 2015
*The Derailers

*The "who get bb charger here"
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Chestar5(f): 12:46pm On Aug 04, 2015
The space bookers grin, they are still very much around...me am just passing by tongue
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by berrieblizzie(f): 3:06pm On Aug 04, 2015
i would love to comment but i prefer to"comment my reserve ".....hehehe tongue
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by dosht(f): 3:45pm On Aug 04, 2015
The end time crews
Olamide crew 'shoro niyen'
The GEJ till 2019 crews
The 'I'm in love with a nairalander crew' e.g Seun
The is Lalasticlala a robot? Crew tongue

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by lalasticlala(m): 4:17pm On Aug 04, 2015
the 'schooled in France crew'

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by ishiamu(m): 4:26pm On Aug 04, 2015
lalasticlala:
the 'schooled in France crew'

Na we
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by naijainfogalery: 4:30pm On Aug 04, 2015
what about the team american chic ?
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Nobody: 4:31pm On Aug 04, 2015
Endtime crews grin
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Nobody: 4:34pm On Aug 04, 2015
OduntanGabriel:
No matter how much we hate them, we will
surely miss them. Nairaland is a platform where
we have different types of people coming to
share, agree, disagree, derail some topics. Most of
these people made this place a better site to visit
often and now let me take you back to the
memory lane and remember some people who
made this plaCe interesting but seems to have
gone on an exile.
1) The GARRI Dealers : These people have
nothing meaningful to talk about except issues
concerning garri, they will open a thread to ask us
the priCe of Garri in the market, or sometimes
wanting to know how a certain post affects the
price of Garri in the market. (how does this
affects the price of garri in the market ). it's been
a while we see them and I think some of us miss
them because they put smiles on our faces with
different jokes they make out of garri issues.
(They might come back to ask me how my post
affects the price of garri in the market )
2) The Just Passing Bye Crew : We can call them
the trekkers also, they move from one post to
another just to let us know they were passing
bye. These sets of people are never serious with
any serious post on nairaland. if you are very
observant, you will notice that, they could write
"just passing bye "on over 15 front page threads
daily. wherever they are now, I hope and believe
they have gotten to their final destinations.
3) The French Men : Just early this year they
were very active here on Nairaland. They were
our brothers who live in Nigeria but usually claim
to be from France. we don't do this in France, I
have never heard of that in France etc. Those are
their comments. I wish them well in France or
wherever they claim to be.
4)America Will Know : I don't need to tell us the
founder of this great statement but to God be the
glory, she had many children here on nairaland
who always write on people's post how
Americans will know everything about us. Seems
America has stopped knowing and that Is why we
haven't seen them for a while.
5)Thunder doing Press Up Team : whenever these
people come online, they are here for a fight,
telling their fellow nairalander how the thunder
that would fire him or her is still doing Press up.
Maybe due to ban or their thunder might have
fired them after the press up, that is why they
have been missing.
6) Oga At The Top : Chai, the man really hear am
for this place, every post that needed an urgent
response could not be answered to because those
that commented on it would claim that only their
oga at the top is answerable to the question
asked. yeye people. The rest is history now.
7) Diaris God Team : We all know there is God,yet
they come on nairaland to derail people's post all
because you want to mimick our former mama (I
didn't mention name ooo, it could be NCCF
mama ) wherever these people are,i want you to
know that Chai, diaris God oooooo.



8Commentary reserving Teams : Instead of
resting their comments, they will tell us "i
comment my reserve " yet there is nothing
notable to read from them. If u were part of this
team, I comment my reserve for you.
9) The Tecno Ambassadors : There was a time
every post about tecno hits front page, if u like
write,! how to remove your tecno battery " it will
hit front page and also generate Lot of
disagreement from nairalanders. Every comments
made about Tecno generates lot of Likes those
days . where are these ambassadors? Are they in
China? The tecno, Samsung, blackberry
ambassadors... I hail thee! how market?

10) The Ifa Consultant : They are the babalawos of nairaland, even when you open a thread on how to change your phone Imei, their response will be ''let Me go and ask ifa '' we don't see them again,wherever they are we say, how market?

11) The Mat Spreaders : They comment on people's post as an observer, they will spread mats just to read what people have to say. Their mats must have been stolen or Seun, ishilove and co must have seized it from them, hopefully God will provide a mattress for them. So they can come back to start sleeping comfortably.


notable mentions to the omo oniles(land owners )
I couldn't write on them because we still have
them, seems they have come to stay because
there is an upgrade to their name now, u can call
them the introverts.... #stealing is not corruption
,#I was here etc
Fellow Nairalanders, I have tried, abeg add yours
to remind us of our long forgotten friends who
were once here .

cc: lalasticlala

Op orijin for you, wan finish me wit laf oooooo grin grin

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:07pm On Aug 04, 2015
The Fayose my role model

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:14pm On Aug 04, 2015
Lalasticlala move this thread to front page na do the needful

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by flowjoe: 5:37pm On Aug 04, 2015
Gone are those good ol days cry
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by afamjb: 6:20pm On Aug 04, 2015
Lord save us from karishika

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Shaadey: 6:24pm On Aug 04, 2015
incase
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by kelechiMarie(f): 7:54pm On Aug 04, 2015
The End Time Things crew, Nairaland
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Atk01(f): 7:55pm On Aug 04, 2015
The
Do the needful. grin
Pics or it didn't happen. angry

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Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by Mybeast876: 9:07pm On Aug 04, 2015
hehehehehee Tecno Ambassadors ke... Tecno lovers ni grin
OduntanGabriel:
No matter how much we hate them, we will
surely miss them. Nairaland is a platform where
we have different types of people coming to
share, agree, disagree, derail some topics. Most of
these people made this place a better site to visit
often and now let me take you back to the
memory lane and remember some people who
made this plaCe interesting but seems to have
gone on an exile.
1) The GARRI Dealers : These people have
nothing meaningful to talk about except issues
concerning garri, they will open a thread to ask us
the priCe of Garri in the market, or sometimes
wanting to know how a certain post affects the
price of Garri in the market. (how does this
affects the price of garri in the market ). it's been
a while we see them and I think some of us miss
them because they put smiles on our faces with
different jokes they make out of garri issues.
(They might come back to ask me how my post
affects the price of garri in the market )
2) The Just Passing Bye Crew : We can call them
the trekkers also, they move from one post to
another just to let us know they were passing
bye. These sets of people are never serious with
any serious post on nairaland. if you are very
observant, you will notice that, they could write
"just passing bye "on over 15 front page threads
daily. wherever they are now, I hope and believe
they have gotten to their final destinations.
3) The French Men : Just early this year they
were very active here on Nairaland. They were
our brothers who live in Nigeria but usually claim
to be from France. we don't do this in France, I
have never heard of that in France etc. Those are
their comments. I wish them well in France or
wherever they claim to be.
4)America Will Know : I don't need to tell us the
founder of this great statement but to God be the
glory, she had many children here on nairaland
who always write on people's post how
Americans will know everything about us. Seems
America has stopped knowing and that Is why we
haven't seen them for a while.
5)Thunder doing Press Up Team : whenever these
people come online, they are here for a fight,
telling their fellow nairalander how the thunder
that would fire him or her is still doing Press up.
Maybe due to ban or their thunder might have
fired them after the press up, that is why they
have been missing.
6) Oga At The Top : Chai, the man really hear am
for this place, every post that needed an urgent
response could not be answered to because those
that commented on it would claim that only their
oga at the top is answerable to the question
asked. yeye people. The rest is history now.
7) Diaris God Team : We all know there is God,yet
they come on nairaland to derail people's post all
because you want to mimick our former mama (I
didn't mention name ooo, it could be NCCF
mama ) wherever these people are,i want you to
know that Chai, diaris God oooooo.



8Commentary reserving Teams : Instead of
resting their comments, they will tell us "i
comment my reserve " yet there is nothing
notable to read from them. If u were part of this
team, I comment my reserve for you.
9) The Tecno Ambassadors : There was a time
every post about tecno hits front page, if u like
write,! how to remove your tecno battery " it will
hit front page and also generate Lot of
disagreement from nairalanders. Every comments
made about Tecno generates lot of Likes those
days . where are these ambassadors? Are they in
China? The tecno, Samsung, blackberry
ambassadors... I hail thee! how market?

10) The Ifa Consultant : They are the babalawos of nairaland, even when you open a thread on how to change your phone Imei, their response will be ''let Me go and ask ifa '' we don't see them again,wherever they are we say, how market?

11) The Mat Spreaders : They comment on people's post as an observer, they will spread mats just to read what people have to say. Their mats must have been stolen or Seun, ishilove and co must have seized it from them, hopefully God will provide a mattress for them. So they can come back to start sleeping comfortably.


notable mentions to the omo oniles(land owners )
I couldn't write on them because we still have
them, seems they have come to stay because
there is an upgrade to their name now, u can call
them the introverts.... #stealing is not corruption
,#I was here etc
Fellow Nairalanders, I have tried, abeg add yours
to remind us of our long forgotten friends who
were once here .

cc: lalasticlala ishilove abeg ooooo
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by OduntanGabriel(m): 9:50pm On Aug 04, 2015
lalasticlala:
the 'schooled in France crew'
lalasticlala, abeg let this hit the front page
Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by mytime24(f): 5:44am On Aug 05, 2015
I was here crew

Let mi ask google crew

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