-when the person interviewing you at
your new job is the same guy you insulted
in traffic.
You go apologise tire.
-When you tell your friend "your
mama!!!" and turn around and see his or
her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
-When Mosquito lands on your father's
bald head and u try to kill it with your
bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...:
-When Patience Ebele is ur English
Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.
- when you update"salary things" on
facebook and your landlord
comments "on point"""""
U go travel go villa by force.
- when you're in a bus and you throw
away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat! cry
- when ur dad works at NEPA and they
take light and you shout God punish
NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start topay ur school
fees.
- when u dey on top okada and the
okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.:s
- when you finish eating in an eatery and
u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar
- when Usain Bolt chases u with a
Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just stop beg am.
- when u give beggar#5000 note instead
of #50.
Generosity go change mind
Hahhahahahahhahaaaa
Add yours let the fun Continue

loll.... when u see ur fiancee outing salt n maggi in indomie.... wedding cancelled



BTW, I made FTC for d first tym on Nl



lalasticlala, ben13, daniluv1 I want this on FP with immediate effect

When you visit your new gf and discovers she is D daughter of d restaurant owner you insulted few days ago