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.....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 1:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
.....
This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was sitting in my car on a
very long fuel queue from the Mobil in Maryland. This queue
was almost getting to Anthony bus stop. It was one of those
days where no fuel at all. Suddenly na him I see one guy run
past my car with jerry can in one hand shouting "won ti bere
oooooo"I quickly jumped out of my car opened my booth,
got my jerry can and ran after him. He kept on running
towards Maryland. When he got to the filling station he
shouted again "won ti bere oooo" this in yoruba actually
means they have started oooooo. He ran past the filling
station and headed towards Sheraton hotel. Those that
know this area will understand the distance. I tried to run
faster to catch up and ask Kini won bere? Meaning "what
have they started?" But this boy ran faster. I looked back
and I saw like 6 people had joined us everybody with jerry
can in one hand. We continued past Sheraton and headed
towards Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja bus stop he
shouted again won ti bere oooooo. ....and continued running
we all continued too asking each other wetin happen but
nobody seemed to know as we chased after him. Finally we
got to oshodi isale and he shouted again by this time we
were like 30 people running after him all of us with jerry can
in one hand. He shouted again won ti bere oooooo!!!!!! He
continued running towards iyana Isolo and finally after
getting to iyana Isolo he stopped and we were all gasping
for breath both men and women some with pot bellies, I
moved close to him and asked Kini won bere? He answered
Man-U ati Tottenham ni, won ti bere match oooo!! I fainted.



....Lolzzzz

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Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 1:32pm On Aug 08, 2015
Cc: lalasticlala tunnamania vhema adeh39 gurgle introvert abeg come here con laff oooooogringrin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 1:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
Lmao #Faints grin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 1:37pm On Aug 08, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lmao #Faints grin

Lolzzzzzzz
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Abugab(m): 1:44pm On Aug 08, 2015
Nice one
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 1:58pm On Aug 08, 2015
Baba abugab I zoom you.
Mzztega cho25bc orijin101 sassybae tunnamania11 Wetin una think
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by SirLegal(m): 2:03pm On Aug 08, 2015
This Yoruba guyz, una no go kill person with laughter.
Very funny.
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 2:24pm On Aug 08, 2015
Chai, see as the guy conned u all grin

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Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by MzzTega(f): 3:10pm On Aug 08, 2015
scentmarlc:
Baba abugab I zoom you.
Mzztega cho25bc orijin101 sassybae tunnamania11 Wetin una think
grin grin .Ayaf Faint! please wake me up. grin grin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 3:20pm On Aug 08, 2015
scentmarlc:
.....
This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was sitting in my car on a
very long fuel queue from the Mobil in Maryland. This queue
was almost getting to Anthony bus stop. It was one of those
days where no fuel at all. Suddenly na him I see one guy run
past my car with jerry can in one hand shouting "won ti bere
oooooo"I quickly jumped out of my car opened my booth,
got my jerry can and ran after him. He kept on running
towards Maryland. When he got to the filling station he
shouted again "won ti bere oooo" this in yoruba actually
means they have started oooooo. He ran past the filling
station and headed towards Sheraton hotel. Those that
know this area will understand the distance. I tried to run
faster to catch up and ask Kini won bere? Meaning "what
have they started?" But this boy ran faster. I looked back
and I saw like 6 people had joined us everybody with jerry
can in one hand. We continued past Sheraton and headed
towards Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja bus stop he
shouted again won ti bere oooooo. ....and continued running
we all continued too asking each other wetin happen but
nobody seemed to know as we chased after him. Finally we
got to oshodi isale and he shouted again by this time we
were like 30 people running after him all of us with jerry can
in one hand. He shouted again won ti bere oooooo!!!!!! He
continued running towards iyana Isolo and finally after
getting to iyana Isolo he stopped and we were all gasping
for breath both men and women some with pot bellies, I
moved close to him and asked Kini won bere? He answered
Man-U ati Tottenham ni, won ti bere match oooo!! I fainted.



....Lolzzzz
culled from seyi law night of a thousand laugh
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 4:08pm On Aug 08, 2015
scentmarlc:
Cc: lalasticlala tunnamania vhema adeh39 gurgle introvert abeg come here con laff oooooogringrin
lemme read smiley
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 4:11pm On Aug 08, 2015
You must have loose weight gan ogrin chai grin hope u watch d match sha grin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 5:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirLegal:
This Yoruba guyz, una no go kill person with laughter.

Very funny.
gringrin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 5:49pm On Aug 08, 2015
tunnamania11:
Chai, see as the guy conned u all grin



Abii ooogringrin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 5:50pm On Aug 08, 2015
MzzTega:

grin grin .Ayaf Faint! please wake me up. grin grin

*lolzzzzgringrin
Abeg wake up oooo, mortuary fee has gone up grin'Dgrin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 5:51pm On Aug 08, 2015
thaikun15:
culled from seyi law night of a thousand laugh


Na u sabii
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by MzzTega(f): 6:11pm On Aug 08, 2015
scentmarlc:


*lolzzzzgringrin
Abeg wake up oooo, mortuary fee has gone up grin'Dgrin
undecided .Ayaf Wake oo
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by cho25bc(f): 6:51pm On Aug 08, 2015
grin
scentmarlc:
Baba abugab I zoom you.
Mzztega cho25bc orijin101 sassybae tunnamania11 Wetin una think
grin
scentmarlc:
Baba abugab I zoom you.
Mzztega cho25bc orijin101 sassybae tunnamania11 Wetin una think
E don craze ni
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 12:26am On Aug 09, 2015
cho25bc:
grin
grin E don craze ni
Maybe...gringringrin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 12:31am On Aug 09, 2015
shocked shocked

*faints*
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 7:04pm On Aug 10, 2015
adeh39:
shocked shocked

*faints*

Abeg wake up, wristbangle is ready to marry you.



By the way wher is jacksparrow0712 demmie0375 truckpusher prettythicksme ladyboss1 pretydiva
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 7:09pm On Aug 10, 2015
scentmarlc:


Abeg wake up, wristbangle is ready to marry you.



By the way wher is jacksparrow0712 demmie0375 truckpusher prettythicksme ladyboss1 pretydiva

undecided
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 7:11pm On Aug 10, 2015
Present sir grin cheesy grin
Hehehehehehehe. Game sef go don finish by the time una reach iyana isolo cheesy grin cheesy
scentmarlc:


Abeg wake up, wristban.gle is ready to marry you.



By the way wher is jacksparrow0.712 demmie.0375 truckpus.her prettythick.sme ladybo.ss1 pretyd.iva
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Nobody: 7:25pm On Aug 10, 2015
scentmarlc:


Abeg wake up, wristban.gle is ready to marry you.



By the way wher is jack.sparrow0712 demmie.0375 truckp.usher prettythicks.me lady.boss1 pret.ydiva
Buhahahahahaha,of una mumu no b small cheesy
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by wristbangle: 7:57pm On Aug 10, 2015
scentmarlc:


Abeg wake up, wristbangle is ready to marry you.



By the way wher is jacksparrow0712 demmie0375 truckpusher prettythicksme ladyboss1 pretydiva

Lol. U see engagement ring for her finger. Besides new bobos wan woo her. Wishing her the best of luck.
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Chestar5(f): 12:26am On Aug 11, 2015
Sort of funny grin grin
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 6:25pm On Aug 11, 2015
Chestar5:
Sort of funny grin grin
cheesy
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Eniqurl(f): 12:55pm On Aug 12, 2015
cheesy
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 10:28pm On Aug 13, 2015
Eniqurl:
cheesy


Where have yu been.....eni
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Eniqurl(f): 2:28am On Aug 14, 2015
scentmarlc:



Where have yu been.....eni
short break.. Hw have u been?
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by scentmarlc(m): 10:39am On Aug 14, 2015
Eniqurl:
short break.. Hw have u been?
am cool...
Re: .....won Ti Beere Ooooooo [very Funny] by Pamberry(f): 2:20pm On Aug 14, 2015
hilarious.....Man Utd 4 life anyway

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