Read this very slowly and carefully.
I am this cat
I am is cat
I am how cat
I am to cat
I am keep cat
I am an cat
I am idiot cat
I am busy cat
I am for cat
I am forty cat
I am seconds cat
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Now read the third word of each sentence

Akpos’ wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.
She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.
When Akpos eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter.
Then he started to get changed, while listening to happy tunes and singing and dancing.
Akpos grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.
“Hey babe, I’m just changing clothes then will join you,” he said. “As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!”
Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, Akpos’s wife climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her seemingly unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she read: “I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread.”

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without your lips touching.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to like or comment.

Akpos dialed a police emergency number to report a crime:
Akpos: Hello!
Response: Yes hello… who I’m I speaking to?
Akpos: Is this the police?!
Response: Yes. Any problem?
Akpos: Yes! I’m calling to report a case of robbery in my neighbourhood. They’re five in numbers and all armed with sub-machine guns and bombs!
Response: If you like this ringtone, press one to copy for N50 only.
Akpos: Jesus Christ!!!

African proverbs and their meaning.
1) If you think you're too small to make a difference that you haven't spent a night with a mosquitoe. Meaning : your size and strength does not determine what you can do
2)He who gets stung by a bee does not destroy the whole beehive. Meaning : if someone hurts you, you don't start hating and hurting the person's family, friends, society, race e.t.c
3)The sun that melts the wax also dries the clay. Meaning : what may cause you pain may be what would make you stronger
4) If you don't stand for something you will fall for something
5) It is not work that kills but worry

Crystal5:
Akpos dialed a police emergency number to report a crime:
Akpos: Hello!
Response: Yes hello… who I’m I speaking to?
Akpos: Is this the police?!
Response: Yes. Any problem?
Akpos: Yes! I’m calling to report a case of robbery in my neighbourhood. They’re five in numbers and all armed with sub-machine guns and bombs!
Response: If you like this ringtone, press one to copy for N50 only.
Akpos: Jesus Christ!!!

U were trying to send me a msg.

Dapo777:


U were trying to send me a msg.

What's with the weird face. Happy Friday

Crystal5:

What's with the weird face. Happy Friday

Happy friday, u wanted to tell me something?

Dapo777:

Happy friday, u wanted to tell me something?

Uh... How is medical school?

Crystal5:

Uh... How is medical school?

Hmmm, do you know me?

Dapo777:


Hmmm, do you know me?

Maybe, maybe not

Crystal5:

Maybe, maybe not

Ohh u want to be playing hide and seek? Count me out