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Name Of Babes And How They Operate by apholaby007(m): 6:04pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
1) AMAKA (The basic Eastern girl)
Amaka is the type of girl who is ready to be
whatever you want her to be, as long you have
whatever she wants (cars, houses, containers,
chieftaincy titles etc). Amaka is likely to be
naturally light skinned, hairy and quite pretty, she
loves shiny clothes and red lipstick. Amaka is also
likely to have a little problem with pronouncing
words that start with the letters R and L, she is
homely and very peaceful (until you take her for
granted). Her weaknesses are self-composure and
esteem as she is easily intimidated by classier
woman (hence making the very loud Amaka
become an introvert) … But one good thing Amaka
would leave you with is hunger for her meals.
(2) FUNKE (The Ijebu drama queen)
When Funke talks or whispers, you would think
she’s quarreling with you. Her persona is quite
funny. She’s likely to be dark skinned, busty and
somehow pretty; she loves the night life and would
stop at nothing to flaunt you before her
competitors. She is likely to have more female
friends, grouped into different names on her phone
and diary (e,g Binta Secondary school girls, Great-
Ife ladies, Bukki’s wedding bridal friends).
Funke is one that can never be intimidated (or
intimidated, as she is likely to pronounce it)
because when English fails her in a brawl, there is
always Yoruba as a backup; but one thing you
won’t forget about Funke is her oily food. The oil
in her meals is enough to ordain as many priests
as they are in this lifetime … # okbye
(3) MEET AMINA (The silent killer)
Amina is the sweetest girl ever! She is decent and
homely, well-groomed and has the most potential
towards being a lasting spouse, but what Amina
wants? Amina gets! Amina shouldn’t be toyed with
because she is either a niece or daughter to one
“baba”. She is more open to diabolic means, as it
is within her reach. Amina is beautiful sha oh …
especially when you take off that hijab and see
what Allah gave her. One thing Amina makes you
remember is her total submission and respect for
you.
(4) EKAETE (The raw material)
Ekaete is just the most hilarious. From her
intonation to her walking steps, you would never
forget this one. Ekaete is also good in the kitchen,
as your weight would never remain the same!
Ekaete is raw and proud of it; but please don’t
expose Ekaete too much, except you want to stop
enjoying what she is known for *I no talk pass that
one*.
(5) FEJIRO (The waffey mama)
Fejiro is comedy, because she is also a very self-
confident person, whether na hand, mouth or
bottle……she dey dia! Fejiro is likely to be a bad
cook as everything she would cook must have
little salt. Fejiro is the kind of woman that would
come into your life and make others leave … she
doesn’t share her man. One thing you will never
forget about her is her ‘waffey’ semantics during a
quarrel.
(6) PRINCESS (PH’s 1st daughter)
Princess could be originally named Omasiri-chi,
Ebiere or Ibiso but she chooses to call herself
Princess because of the need for a “Behind”
English name, which is highly necessary for self-
promotion. So Princess is your typical ghetto
Harriet, she probably can drink more beers than
you, and probably has more money sef. But, she’s
with you because the need to have a “boyfriend” is
crucial. She is likely to wear a leg chain and have
her eye-lash extensions in different colors. She is
a trend follower and would stop at nothing to get
the “latest” thing in town. She isn’t homely
because she could be a mother of three (secretly),
and one thing that shouldn’t shock you is when
you find out is that she could be ‘doing’ girls by
the side. So gentlemen, here are the ladies and
their “basic Eve-Nature”, however; education,
exposure and social standing could erase or
exempt these facts. |
Re: Name Of Babes And How They Operate by frankay430(m): 6:09pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
what abt linda |
Re: Name Of Babes And How They Operate by CivilzedTyger(m): 6:40pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
Anoda discovery OP wic one is ur woman's name here? Hehehehe I wish I understand yoruba |
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