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A Typical Nigerian Mother by Nobody: 8:38pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR
MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say,
"Mummy, I'm Sorry!"
And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her
where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my
head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party.
.
4) When you say,
''Mummy, I have fever.”
And
she replies
you, “Why won't you
have fever when you
press
phone every night”
.
.
5) When you say,
“Mummy I took 2nd in
my
class.” and she replies,
“So the person that
took
first has two heads
abi?”
.
.
6) When she takes the
DSTV remote to work,
just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are
watching television
with her and
then she sleeps off and
still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
When you tell her you
are going to a friend's
place to play and she
asks, ''When last did
that friend
come here to play with
you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if
the food she served
you is enough, and
you reply no, and she
says, come and take
out of mine
.
10) When she tells you,
if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches
hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you,
''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you
from your room
upstairs
and then sends you
back upstairs to bring
her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her
to refund the money
you
lent her and
she tells you, "All the
food you have been
eating
in the house
nko? Which money did
you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are
wonderfulooo!
True or false. |
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