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| Honest And A Lawyer by jatthobber(m): 10:20am On Aug 10, 2015 |
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!" |
| Re: Honest And A Lawyer by Nobody: 10:23am On Aug 10, 2015 |
In other words being honest and a lawyer are mutually exclusive events! |
| Re: Honest And A Lawyer by Tia1man: 12:33pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
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