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| Naija Gat Trickery Talent. by Jomrichy1(m): 9:17pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija.# MATHEMATICIAN: 1. How do you write 4 in between 5? CHINESE: Is this a Joke? JAPANESE: Impossible! AMERICAN: The question is wrong. ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F(IV)E . 2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Am I a magician? AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming. JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this. ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate. NIGERIAN: Simple! Simply write 19 in Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20. That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering etc - anything to do with using your brain. Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim? NIGERIAN: No BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can u Swim? BRITISH: Yes! NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference between you and a Dog… BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!l0 . press Like if yhu are Proud of Naija. |
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