…on Googleplus account, I ever saw someone selling ghosts and I was like, “Are we in Harry Potter movie?” Afterwards, I got breathless on fiverr® when I saw this:

Bradley Martins
I will offer you 5000 Twitter followers from UK for $5.

They are young white girls and boys in their twenties, who love reading love stories and watching love movies and MTV reality show. Order now and get them in a few days.

Did they know they were on sale?

See the kind Extreme Trash I Committed

On the bus in Jos, about to shift to Akure to see the University I applied for Post UTME, one Pastor talk like say he go pour all his saliva on my face.

"Make I tell you the truth", he said, "all of you inside this bus go make money within this week. God go send his Angels control you do what go bring you money."

All the passengers shouted "Amen" except me who locked up. The Pastor looked at me and continued,

"I know say some of you here don't care about what I am saying, but if you believe, what I say go work for you."

"Na who say e no go work?" I asked.

He looked me in the eyes and said, " I no dey talk with you bros. If you drink ogogoro, you drink it for your sef not for me. So suffer it your sef."

"If I want to offer N2000k for the work of God", I asked, "does it mean I drink ogogoro?"

"You do not understand what I mean bros. I am not talking of real ogogoro wey you know. I am not talking of real suffer wey you know. When the spirit of God take me to talk in parables, I do not refuse. He said on to me Ogogoro na Olive Oil and suffer na enjoy. So I mean you drink your Olive Oil for your sef not for me. So enjoy it your sef."

"Oga Pastor, me ma dey talk in parables", I said."God said to me N2000k is your father while God na devil. So I mean I just want to offer your father for the work of devil."

He left the bus..

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Load of Shiitz

Watin u no say u dey wrt

carus001:
Watin u no say u dey wrt

e dey pain u? Aya sorry o.

Am i s'posd to laff?