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Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 9:20am On Aug 15, 2015

Imagine you wake up one morning only to find out that;

1.Petrol price is now N1 per litre

2. NEPA bill is N30 per month

3.Super Eagles won the World Cup

4. Buhari picks Jonathan as Vice President

5. Kano Pillars just
signed Lionel Messi

6. Maidugiri is the new Capital of Nigeria

7. Nigerian Rapper Vic O wins a grammy

8. Shekau becomes Minister of Defence,fighting against terrorism!

9. Don Jazzy signs
Music Star Chris Brown

10. Seun of nairaland is running for president and lalasticlala is the running mate

Which one of the above will surprise
you most?

adds yours

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by goodmorning40: 9:23am On Aug 15, 2015

No surprises everything is possible

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by benedictnsi(m): 9:24am On Aug 15, 2015

Lolllzzz..... First of all I will know the world just Ended..

I will prepare for Rapture.....

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 9:24am On Aug 15, 2015

Oga e be like say u get typhoid grin

Btw; it could be as a result to show you have malaria too

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by gabazin080(m): 9:49am On Aug 15, 2015

I will have to go back to bed because I will think am still in the dream land. As for num 10, seun has every chance to get there but with lalasticlala as his running mate, no way.

No nairalander is gonna vote for him especially me

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 9:58am On Aug 15, 2015

Swaggzkid:
Oga e be like say u get typhoid

Btw; it could be as a result to show you have malaria too

c ya maot

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 9:59am On Aug 15, 2015

benedictnsi:
Lolllzzz..... First of all I will know the world just Ended..

I will prepare for Rapture.....

evrytin z posible

goodmorning40:
No surprises everything is possible

benedictnsi:
Lolllzzz..... First of all I will know the world just Ended..

I will prepare for Rapture.....

evrytin z posible

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 10:01am On Aug 15, 2015

gabazin080:
I will have to go back to bed because I will think am still in the dream land. As for num 10, seun has every chance to get there but with lalasticlala as his running mate, no way.

No nairalander is gonna vote for him especially me

wetin lalasticlala do u? Wil u prefer ishilove then

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 10:12am On Aug 15, 2015

ikbnice:
c ya maot

Isn't it kissable

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 10:16am On Aug 15, 2015

Swaggzkid:

Isn't it kissable

wel, hw wud i knw, am nt gay wink

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 10:26am On Aug 15, 2015

gabazin080:
I will have to go back to bed because I will think am still in the dream land. As for num 10, seun has every chance to get there but with lalasticlala as his running mate, no way.

No nairalander is gonna vote for him especially me

Your the chief dreamer lol*

Seun no fit ! Even if he contest for the post of a counsellor of his local government , I don't mean chairman ooo * lai lai he can't even come 3rd sef. Am not hating sha*

With reasons, because not everyone on nairaland knows seun, {half of one of one third don't know him,} talkless of a whole country nationwide.

So gabazin080 ma advice for you is that you should stop smoking Dorchester. Smokers are liable to see the devil at young age. . and your already displaying symptoms *lol

OneLove

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 10:31am On Aug 15, 2015

Swaggzkid:

Your the chief dreamer lol*

[b]Seun no fit ! Even if he contest for the post of a counsellor of his local government , I don't mean chairman ooo * lai lai he can't even come 3rd sef. Am not hating sha*

With reasons, because not everyone on nairaland knows seun, {half of one of one third don't know him,} talkless of a whole country nationwide.

So gabazin080 ma advice for you is that you should stop smoking Dorchester. Smokers are liable to see the devil at young age. . and your already displaying symptoms *lol

OneLove[/b]

it cnt b so damn worst. haba!

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 10:34am On Aug 15, 2015

ikbnice:
wel, hw wud i knw, am nt gay

Lol* so how do you know how my mouth looks like

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 10:35am On Aug 15, 2015

ikbnice:

it cnt b so damn worst. haba!

Op are you in support of seun running for president

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by gabazin080(m): 10:36am On Aug 15, 2015

ikbnice:

wetin lalasticlala do u? Wil u prefer ishilove then

ishi wetin, na 1yr ban if I talk my mind about that one

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by gabazin080(m): 10:38am On Aug 15, 2015

Swaggzkid:

Your the chief dreamer lol*

Seun no fit ! Even if he contest for the post of a counsellor of his local government , I don't mean chairman ooo * lai lai he can't even come 3rd sef. Am not hating sha*

With reasons, because not everyone on nairaland knows seun, {half of one of one third don't know him,} talkless of a whole country nationwide.

So gabazin080 ma advice for you is that you should stop smoking Dorchester. Smokers are liable to see the devil at young age. . and your already displaying symptoms *lol

OneLove

Alright. But weed nko?

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 10:38am On Aug 15, 2015

Swaggzkid:

Op are you in support of seun running for president

imagination cheesy

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 10:39am On Aug 15, 2015

gabazin080:
ishi wetin, na 1yr ban if I talk my mind about that one

jxt keep am for mind

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 10:41am On Aug 15, 2015

ikbnice:
imagination

Lol

no wahala it is allowed,

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by gabazin080(m): 10:43am On Aug 15, 2015

ikbnice:

jxt keep am for mind

abi na. I don too chop ban here so I no wan go for now

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 10:46am On Aug 15, 2015

gabazin080:
Alright. But weed nko?

Lol

weed is """"(clear throat) I don't know what to say ooo

But do you take weed

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by ikbnice(m): 11:00am On Aug 15, 2015

Swaggzkid:

Lol weed is """"(clear throat) I don't know what to say ooo

But do you take weed

...an unwanted plant. Lol!

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by gabazin080(m): 11:43am On Aug 15, 2015

Swaggzkid:

Lol weed is """"(clear throat) I don't know what to say ooo

But do you take weed

wen am angry and needed to do some silly stuff

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 1:56pm On Aug 15, 2015

gabazin080:
wen am angry and needed to do some silly stuff

hmmmm not too bad , but I recommend tramadol for you its not as harmful as weed , but if your not mentally strong it will cause you to vomit.

Re: Imagine You Wake Up One Morning To Find This In The News For Real by Swaggzkid: 1:57pm On Aug 15, 2015

ikbnice:
...an unwanted plant. Lol!

Gerrarahere jorh! Your not serious.

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