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Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by henry255: 5:08pm On Aug 15, 2015
I DEDICATE THIS PIECE TO ALL THE NEWLY WEDS AND OLDLY WEDS(Lol) AND ABOUT TO WEDS grin grin grin

1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect.(Prov 15v1)

2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. You are each other's keeper.(Eph 5v12)



3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them.(Prov 15v13)

4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about.

5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)

6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. (Gen 2v24)

7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)

cool. Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.(Deut 3v28)

9). Never be a wasting wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.

10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex (SS 7v12

11). Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in bedroom.(SS 5v9)

12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov 31v23)

13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children(Eph 4v31)

14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)

15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.

16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. Out there your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks.( 1 Sam 25v3)

17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don't waste your time looking up to them for a final word.(Luke 21v16)

18). Never base your love on monetary things. Will you still submit to him even if you earn more money than him?

19). Don't forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. (Gal 6v9)

20). If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork. (Gal 6v10)

21). Don't be too judgemental to your husband.(Eph 4v29)

22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27)(Prov 20v13)

23). Does your husband like less cooked food?, try to change your cooking.(Prov 31v14)

24). Never be too demanding to your husband, enjoy every moment, resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)

25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)

26). Don't associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)

27). Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable.(Heb 13v4)

28). Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord, love your children and teach them well.(Prov 22v6)

29). You are never too old to influence your home. Never reduce your care for your family for any reason. (Prov 31v28)

30). A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife, pray always for your husband and family(1 Thess 5v17)

THERE ARE NO RULES FOR HUSBANDS grin
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Stephansmily(f): 5:10pm On Aug 15, 2015
Preacher Op..see




I don't kiss monkeys



I don't stomach nonsense



Bt if my husband makes himself my problem




I will solve him





All fuucckups must be treated ASAP







I love the rules tho'..nice writeup
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Chidoks(f): 5:18pm On Aug 15, 2015
Stephansmily:
Preacher Op..see



I don't kiss monkeys


I don't stomach nonsense


Bt if my husband makes himself my problem



I will solve him




All fuucckups must be treated ASAP






I love the rules tho'..nice writeup




mi darling, how do you 'solve' him.
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Chidoks(f): 5:20pm On Aug 15, 2015
ok i've learnt new one: welcome him home with a glass of cool water.but is before or after the welcome kiss and children's voley ball game on his body?thanks for the tips.
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Stephansmily(f): 5:21pm On Aug 15, 2015
Chidoks:


mi darling, how do you 'solve' him.



Honey, wen the time comes for me to eventually 'solve' him, I will send u a pic of him at the hospital


So dat u'll c the method I used..
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by henry255: 5:23pm On Aug 15, 2015
Give him a welcome massage twice daily

Give him breakfast on the bed

undecided undecided
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Chidoks(f): 5:24pm On Aug 15, 2015
Stephansmily:




Honey, wen the time comes for me to eventually 'solve' him, I will send u a pic of him at the hospital


So dat u'll c the method I used..

Oh darling moi, hospital bed? wait till his mother catches you.hope e no get plenty sisters.but men can practically climb on one's nerves at times.
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by henry255: 5:28pm On Aug 15, 2015
Stephansmily:




Honey, wen the time comes for me to eventually 'solve' him, I will send u a pic of him at the hospital


So dat u'll c the method I used..

And you think husbands are weaklings?
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Stephansmily(f): 5:29pm On Aug 15, 2015
henry255:

And you think husbands are weaklings?





Modern wives aint weaklings too bro
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by henry255: 5:32pm On Aug 15, 2015
Stephansmily:







Modern wives aint weaklings too bro

Modern ko, wives ni!

The highest u fit do na to scatter his acquired car, break the glasses.
But I dey imagine what he would do cos that would be grievious
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Stephansmily(f): 5:34pm On Aug 15, 2015
henry255:

Modern ko, wives ni!
The highest u fit do na to scatter his acquired car, break the glasses. But I dey imagine what he would do cos that would be grievious






Never underestimate the power of a woman







C my signature
Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Nobody: 5:34pm On Aug 15, 2015
Never badmouth your husband in presence of the kids. There are times your husband could be broke and not be able to pay up some bills. Dnt tell the kids "your stupid father cannot pay your school fee" instead cover up for him and make the kids believe he did pay it.

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Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by henry255: 5:40pm On Aug 15, 2015
Stephansmily:








Never underestimate the power of a woman








C my signature


Hahaha! Just reading and laughing in swahili grin grin

Re: Behavioral Patterns Required Of A Good Wife by Stephansmily(f): 5:41pm On Aug 15, 2015
henry255:


Hahaha! Just reading and laughing in swahili grin grin







I laf u in latin

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