MhizDeedy:


Nd u re shinning teeth?

should i start weeping

MhizDeedy:



Lol keep shaking it ooh, I just want it to fall off shikena

lol...I know you plans...it won't work... Tryna steal my Germany-Machine...
My otumorpkor is fvvvckin active...

Goodevening deedy
How you?

MhizDeedy:

Tomfrench:
should i start weeping

Yeah

KingTom:

With due respect your majesty, it was your wife's sister Creamish, the fair maiden, she was the one I was looking at. My liege her calabashes were vibrating to the rhythm of the flute. I couldn't resist! I however tender my unreserved apologies

Creamish just came back from the big city not long ago, with her husband..... so remove your eyes from those royal calabashes...those are still mine u know....somehow


but wait o, are you not married to Okonkwo's daughter

2dice:
lol...I know you plans...it won't work... Tryna steal my Germany-Machine...
My otumorpkor is fvvvckin active...

So tell me what did I want to use it for ehn? U better tell ur wife to help u cut it off so I wil look for a great guy for her

MhizDeedy:


Yeah

sorry sweery....over here, Men don't cry

Sassybae:
Goodevening deedy
How you?

Evening sweet! I hope u re at ur husband's house already? Cuz we re coming over to party, ayam just trying to borrow some undies to wear sef

Tomfrench:
should i start weeping

Come nd pet me

MhizDeedy:



So tell me what did I want to use it for ehn? U better tell ur wife to help u cut it off so I wil look for a great guy for her

See as she dey talk like say she is allergic to D** ...
M single ... So pls hope u didn't quote the wrong person ...
Told ya 2musssh of garri is no Good
U no go hear

2dice:

See as she dey talk like say she is allergic to D** ...
M single ... So pls hope u didn't quote the wrong person ...
Told ya 2musssh of garri is no Good
U no go hear

Lmao goan open ur shop I want to buy garri

Lol yea sure, no need for the undies

Just come like that, just with a mini gown

MhizDeedy:



Evening sweet! I hope u re at ur husband's house already? Cuz we re coming over to party, ayam just trying to borrow some undies to wear sef

chimerase2:
u mean amu?
Shey na dat I am lekan?

Na king Lekan

chimerase2:
AMU sure u chop her OTU
Plsease dear followers na kingtom type amu oh no be me

MhizDeedy:



Lmao goan open ur shop I want to buy garri

garri Business is profitable...ask OBJ ...
Btw would like to know the meaning of Deedy

MhizDeedy:


Come nd pet me

.....Oh sorry my poor dear, stop crying


i don try abeg

Sassybae:
Lol yea sure, no need for the undies

Just come like that, just with a mini gown

Lol mba ooh, so they wil rape me abi? I wil nau open thread on nl cuz of it?

Ayam going to tranquilize my husband today so I wil be able to sneak out. Lmao the party better be interesting. What did u cook sef? Hope we wil nuh just goan be drinking like fish dere?

Tomfrench:


Creamish just came back from the big city not long ago, with her husband..... so remove your eyes from those royal
Calabashes those are still mine u know....somehow


but wait o, are you not married to Okonkwo's daughter

Okonkwo's daughter ifeoma has seized being a point of attraction to me! Can you imagine after the birth of our son Ifeanyi, she has barred me from her bed chambers. despite the fact that the ezi put on significant weight and is now disgustingly ridden with stretch marks as thick as your ofo! The efi Togo still denied me access to that putrid otu! Can you just imagine!!!!

2dice:
garri Business is profitable...ask OBJ ...
Btw would like to know the meaning of Deedy

Lmao,,,,,,,,ohhhhh u guys shld stop asking me jare



U think I wil tel u? So u wil take my name to oracle

arh deedy don't tell me you coming to eat, its not a food party, I'll tell you when you get here

MhizDeedy:



Lol mba ooh, so they wil rape me abi? I wil nau open thread on nl cuz of it?

Ayam going to tranquilize my husband today so I wil be able to sneak out. Lmao the party better be interesting. What did u cook sef? Hope we wil nuh just goan be drinking like fish dere?

Tomfrench:
.....Oh sorry my poor dear, stop crying



i don try abeg

Is this how u wil be begging me wen we get married? Whish type of unromantic begging is this 1?

KingTom:

Okonkwo's daughter ifeoma has seized being a point of attraction to me! Can you imagine after the birth of our son Ifeanyi, she has barred me from her bed chambers. despite the fact that the ezi put on significant weight and is now disgustingly ridden with stretch marks as thick as your ofo! The efi Togo still denied me access to that putrid otu! Can you just imagine!!!!

Sassybae:
arh deedy don't tell me you coming to eat, its not a food party, I'll tell you when you get here

Lmao tz what then? Ayam nuh a drunk nau, u can't xpect me to be drinking up nd down abi whish type of girl is this 1 sef? U better tell that service boy '2dice to start grilling d barbecue.

Yea sure bae,you'll have anything you wanna eat

Buh der's a free d1ck for all the babes

MhizDeedy:



Lmao tz what then? Ayam nuh a drunk nau, u can't xpect me to be drinking up nd down abi whish type of girl is this 1 sef? U better tell that service boy '2dice to start grilling d barbecue.

KingTom:

Okonkwo's daughter ifeoma has seized being a point of attraction to me! Can you imagine after the birth of our son Ifeanyi, she has barred me from her bed chambers. despite the fact that the ezi put on significant weight and is now disgustingly ridden with stretch marks as thick as your ofo! The efi Togo still denied me access to that putrid otu! Can you just imagine!!!!

Choi so cuz shes nau fat with stretch marks she's no longer attractive abi? What of ur potbelly ehn or do u think she enjoys relaxing on that load u re carrying on ur stomach what abt d fact that u fart nd snore after drinking beer with that ur stench breath? Oh u did nuh remember those abi? U re here saying she's not attractive again abi? If I was d 1 ehn I wil tie u down nd flog those ur oversize butt

Sassybae:
Yea sure bae,you'll have anything you wanna eat

Buh der's a free d1ck for all the babes

Lol ogini? Dick ke? Sassy u need slap asap!!! So u want me to cheat on my husbands abi? U re wicked! Choi

KingTom:

Okonkwo's daughter ifeoma has seized being a point of attraction to me! Can you imagine after the birth of our son Ifeanyi, she has barred me from her bed chambers. despite the fact that the ezi put on significant weight and is now disgustingly ridden with stretch marks as thick as your ofo! The efi Togo still denied me access to that putrid otu! Can you just imagine!!!!

LMAO!!!!

chai !! My Elder, this is really a serious matter...why would she deny you such a basic commodity considering the nature of your job

I'll advice you to table this matter once again... before the council of elders, of " OFIA AMU LAND " in the next Eke market day.....So that we can look into it properly, before you mistakenly lash my wife

MhizDeedy:



Choi so cuz shes nau fat with stretch marks she's no longer attractive abi? What of ur potbelly ehn or do u think she enjoys relaxing on that load u re carrying on ur stomach what abt d fact that u fart nd snore after drinking beer with that ur stench breath? Oh u did nuh remember those abi? U re here saying she's not attractive again abi? If I was d 1 ehn I wil tie u down nd flog those ur oversize butt

King TomFrench you see what I'm saying! You see it! Ifeoma openly challenges me! I blame myself I remember the huge cows I gave her father in exchange for her head. She has fed fat on my bushmeat and palm wine, she now challenges me openly? muwa! Obidike Nwakolobia!!! O muwa? The man who impregnated a goddess at 12:00 noon on eke market day without her losing her virginity! I was the first man to kill an elephant in this village!!! Ifeoma you have bitten more than you can chew! I shall send my kinsmen to fetch me a second wife at once!!

Jacksparrow0712:

Who beat you?

You did

adeh39:


Who beat you?

KingTom:
Na king Lekan

e be like say dat guy self de use juju

MhizDeedy:


Lmao,,,,,,,,ohhhhh u guys shld stop asking me jare


U think I wil tel u? So u wil take my name to oracle

Lol... Are u scared of me so sooon ... U no even get liver