[b]As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f, are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.[/b]'

u dey craaaaaaaaaaaaaze!

gud father

lol. damn

nice 1 biggie




crazy too

it's so unfortunate that the man will not have a grand child

but u luv am pass lyk

how do u mean?

exactly wht's on ur mind

i don't understand the meaning of lyk

paddy e no dey pretnd nah

ok o!

lyk say u sabi b4

@joke
lol that was quel biggie, kip em comn

lmao mehnzzzzzz the papa get mouth no be small, nice one

i knw sey u go lik am

lola she na me u dey talk to ni?? u berre wash ur mouth

the mouth dey boom be that, chei poor lola

lmao

who tell u say Lola poor?

@POSTER U DONE TRY WELLA


AT LEAST U DONE MAKE PPL SEE MY BIG AND DIRTY TEETH

as if u know