Mine came from my ex,
she told me "I cheated
on you because I love
you". Hahahahahaha,
nawa oh, you go fear
love. She cheated cuz
she loved me. Make I
praise am because say
she cheat for me.
Let's hear yours, what's the most ridiculous thing you've heard from the opposite sex?

I love you pass my mama

A female friend of mine once told me that she feel like fu***ing and I was like

Wat!

Dem dey do u ni shu ......


Comedy dat day I can stop lafing

Hmm lemme think...

Amy : Prinz u wan use fuqck kill me?
Me : Noooo, Na DICKson wan murd. u

whizqueen:
I love you pass my mama

lolz. But 4real, he's only showing u how deep he loves you.
To me, for a guy to compare u to his mama,is kinda commendable. Don't you feel on top of the world the moment he said that?

My babe said that I should stop playing football because it makes me grow lean.

And I was like "we met just 2yrs ago and I've been playing soccer all my life". some babes sha.

I'll take the grenade for you

DFemaleBoss:
I'll take the grenade for you

Mother of all Lies.

Am pregnant. And I was like I tot I used a condom?

shegsky:

Mother of all Lies.

You think so?

I remember Calling her one night and found out she was making a nite
call with a guy and questioned her about it......funny enough, she told me she was
calling MTN CUSTOMER care to collect browsing cheat! Chai, LADIES CAN LIE

I can't live without u

DFemaleBoss:



You think so?

Yeah . But if he refuse to say such , you will tag him ' NOT ROMANTIC '

Gone are the days when An ex of mine once told me to sex her but i refused. She
started crying and she
confess after i refuse that she's already two months pregnant. For two weeks, you will think i won a lotto, i
was just thanking God that i escape her evil plan. Sweetest memory.

She told me that I'm the Maggi in her tea and the salt in her pap...

shegsky:

Yeah . But if he refuse to say such , you will tag him ' NOT ROMANTIC '

Gone are the days when An ex of mine once told me to sex her but i refused. She
started crying and she
confess after i refuse that she's already two months pregnant. For two weeks, you will think i won a lotto, i
was just thanking God that i escape her evil plan. Sweetest memory.

Everybody cannot be like your ex nah

2days ago, i tried to f**k one gal, and she said youngxt do u know its a big sin..God is watchn from afar o

mehn..i faint as i hear her preach to me

DFemaleBoss:



Everybody cannot be like your ex nah

Sure .

Young03:
2days ago, i tried to f**k one gal, and she said youngxt do u know its a big sin..God is watchn from afar o

mehn..i faint as i hear her preach to me

lol. Moral killer abi .

"I will do anything for you even kill because of you"

Cosi don't want to fall a victim of circumstance, so am alwaz careful after several month of waiting he didn't succed in a haste to settle down wit me of wich he knows dat I dnt wanna fall a victim d next my guy will say babe abeg b d mother of my kids nw make I come see ur pple. Chai!!!!! Is dat wot u want He said yes!!! I need a baby!! I said to him God abeg o do I look lik a baby factory common go see my papa u no say baby plenty for my belle. He smiled datz cos ur pride price will b lesser wen u take in for me!!! Men u guys r wonderful

cherry007:
Cosi don't want to fall a victim of circumstance, so am alwaz careful after several month of waiting he didn't succed in a haste to settle down wit me of wich he knows dat I dnt wanna fall a victim d next my guy will say babe abeg b d mother of my kids nw make I come see ur pple. Chai!!!!! Is dat wot u want He said yes!!! I need a baby!! I said to him God abeg o do I look lik a baby factory common go see my papa u no say baby plenty for my belle. He smiled datz cos ur pride price will b lesser wen u take in for me!!! Men u guys r wonderful

wonderful is an understatement, find something loqacious to use jare .