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| What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Umartins1(m): 1:12pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Mine was: "I shouldn't have given birth to you. You should have been flushed together with menses" Words of my mother. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6363891_img20171205130525900_jpegc5f133765f75d01752ce1db05c6082ce Lalasticlala, come and tell us yours 16 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by banjicom(m): 1:22pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
omo ale ni e (U are a bastard) just because I put my hand into our pot of soup......i neva even take meat!  Thank God my dad wasn't at home! 152 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Kenzico(m): 1:25pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
 My Dad told me that His training me in School would have no benefit to him. This statement left me shocked! 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Dopeyomi(m): 1:28pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
 My brain is blunt and block 'Opolo eh ti dota o ti ku' You're a bastard 'Omo ale ni eh' I should have aborted you if not God that intervened.. Na me be last born sha 40 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by sinaj(f): 1:29pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Op ur own strong o! I wonder what u did to your mum 9 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Umartins1(m): 1:29pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
sinaj: My sister, I once thought she wasn't my mother o 22 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by mazimee(m): 1:39pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
What my father told me still dey pain me, Father said that apart from my academic Excellence, that I am of no use. I was stubborn as a teenager sha. He got some real hot temper issue, I know he said that out of annoyance. I have learnt to controle my anger, that is the time we make most of our biggest mistake He is late now, I still respect him as my father. 77 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Nobody: 2:04pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME. 263 Likes 15 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by sinaj(f): 2:09pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Umartins1:loll Thats African mum for u! Thats why i use to run to my grandma's plc whenever there is any little holiday. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by ElsonMorali: 2:44pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
kendrace: I'd Love to see those pictures. Could you post some here...puhleeeze? 86 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by ElsonMorali: 2:48pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
banjicom: Na fish you wan take abi? 9 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by serenegroup(m): 2:56pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
if you impregnate any gal I will throw you out of my house and you will go and rent your own house .... quote from my dad back in the days. 28 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Khutie: 3:11pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
kendrace:•••Ain't doubting her tho 12 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Nobody: 3:23pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
ElsonMorali: No don't make me do that 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by shinarlaura(f): 3:24pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Whenever i got my mum angry, she would always say "I'm not sure i was the one who gave birth to you" and her statement would always make me laugh cuz i look exactly like her 142 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Umartins1(m): 4:09pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
shinarlaura: 26 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by LordPOSEIDON: 4:11pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Gurls like that Loveth Chinonye nah hin dey dumb for other things, buh when it comes to sex matters nah Center Forward go be their position.. for her mom to say her "mumu" excess like salt 43 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Nawteemaxie(m): 4:12pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
"If only Gold circle was available in the 90`s, you would be in one soakaway by now..." Michael(2011). 12 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by hanassholesolo: 4:12pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Me dad always tells me he will cut my toe and feed it to me. 6 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Playz(m): 4:13pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Nothing crazy actually.. Let's see what other people have to say. 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Pidginwhisper: 4:13pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Me: Mummy e sun re Ooooooo! Mum: Omo Ale!! awon ebi baba e ni wan ma sun re!  Me:E ma binu Ma. Ok, e ma sun re Oooo! Mum: 119 Likes 6 Shares
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| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by bastien: 4:13pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
If you have a gf I will disown you.... Seriously dad? 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by moscobabs(m): 4:13pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
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| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by free2ryhme: 4:14pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Umartins1: You truly no smart 23 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by millionboi2: 4:14pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Jobless ppl |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Pidginwhisper: 4:16pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
shinarlaura:If dem disown you, abeg come home to daddy 39 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by BEENUEL(m): 4:16pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
I will continue to say this... Majority of girls on Facebook are extremely dumb, even with the flexed opportunity of editing your post....no the girls still dumb. This you can never see on Twitter.......The girls over there are way cool, brilliant and gat great sense of humour Imagine that one writingMy dad can cause curse ...... Damn 29 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by daretodo(m): 4:16pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
"You this compound fool" 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by bigtt76(f): 4:16pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by ekems2017(f): 4:16pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
My dad once told me that is like I have contacted Hiv and I shld just go for test. Just because I refuse to accept what I didn't do. Till today o can't forget those words. 9 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Jh0wsef(m): 4:17pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Imagine calling your own child 'omo ale' All these AFONJA parents no get joy at all. The other one said 'i am not sure if it is me that gave birth you' chei 36 Likes
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| Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Elnino4ladies: 4:17pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
I never experienced those shiit My parents hardly insult me. 4 Likes |
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