Captainswag225:
but u promised to lose weight. What changed?

I am in the weight losing process, that's why I always twerk.

Have u lost weight yourself?

firstEVA:
I am in the weight losing process, that's why I always twerk.

Have u lost weight yourself?

i will only start mine when i see drastic change in ur body weight.

Captainswag225:
i will only start mine when i see drastic change in ur body weight.

drastic!!! U are calling for trouble o

firstEVA:
drastic!!! U are calling for trouble o

thats what i want.

Captainswag225:
thats what i want.

I will work on it honey pie.


So what will you want for dinner?

firstEVA:
I will work on it honey pie.

So what will you want for dinner?

errm *cough* YOU

Captainswag225:
errm *cough* YOU

yes dear, what should I prepare for dinner? I kidnapped a goat yesterday, should I make peper soup with it for you?

firstEVA:
yes dear, what should I prepare for dinner? I kidnapped a goat yesterday, should I make peper soup with it for you?

i want u for dinner. Thats all.

firstEVA:
yes dear, what should I prepare for dinner? I kidnapped a goat yesterday, should I make peper soup with it for you?

lmao that goat tho

Captainswag225:
lmao that goat tho

the goat fought me physically, it took me hours to kidnap it

Captainswag225:
i want u for dinner. Thats all.

awwwww, u want me for dinner? That's so romantic. Let me freshen up and join you.

firstEVA:
awwwww, u want me for dinner? That's so romantic. Let me freshen up and join you.

am waiting babe! Am in my super mode.

firstEVA:
the goat fought me physically, it took me hours to kidnap it

am scared of that goat, its spirit myt torment me in my dream if i eat its meat.

Captainswag225:
am waiting babe! Am in my super mode.

when u say super mode, what do you mean?

Captainswag225:
am scared of that goat, its spirit myt torment me in my dream if i eat its meat.

firstEVA:
when u say super mode, what do you mean?

it means i will be telling u nice romantic stories.

firstEVA:

yeah, no to that evil goat.

Captainswag225:
it means i will be telling u nice romantic stories.

thats so cool. Let me send you a sexy photo of me first before I come over.

firstEVA:
thats so cool. Let me send you a sexy photo of me first before I come over.

no p my darling. I can use u as my bed for the nyt.

Captainswag225:
no p my darling. I can use u as my bed for the nyt.

how do you like my red thong?

firstEVA:
how do you like my red thong?

its so sexy, i jux went blind.

Captainswag225:
its so sexy, i jux went blind.

pls I need those eyes because I intend to show you more stuffs tonight, I wanna set you in the right mood

firstEVA:
pls I need those eyes because I intend to show you more stuffs tonight, I wanna set you in the right mood

and what mood is that?

Captainswag225:
and what mood is that?

the mood for tough loving.

firstEVA:
the mood for tough loving.

touch loving? Whats that?

Captainswag225:
touch loving? Whats that?

tough not touch

firstEVA:
tough not touch

see, even the word got me scared! What is tough loving?

Captainswag225:
see, even the word got me scared! What is tough loving?

it's the opposite of tender loving.

firstEVA:
it's the opposite of tender loving.

i dont have the energy.

Captainswag225:
i dont have the energy.

you don't need energy, all I need are your eyes, I am the one giving u tough love.

firstEVA:
you don't need energy, all I need are your eyes, I am the one giving u tough love.

and how will my eyes be of service to u?

Captainswag225:
and how will my eyes be of service to u?

hahahahahahaha my luv, are u scared of me?