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When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by Built2last: 11:12pm On Aug 20, 2015
This is what you do to a rat that ate your name on your certificate leaving your surname only

Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by largehead: 11:21pm On Aug 20, 2015
Have mercy on dat poor tin!
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by duke59(m): 11:33pm On Aug 20, 2015
Temper justice with mercy abeg.for d sake of dat poor creature
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by boboLIL(m): 11:41pm On Aug 20, 2015
Lolss.... I go de wipe am for back too...
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by BrightEye(m): 11:46pm On Aug 20, 2015
Forgive am, for it did not know wetting e dey do..!
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by cee001(m): 11:59pm On Aug 20, 2015
lol
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by cee001(m): 12:00am On Aug 21, 2015
duke59:
Temper justice with mercy abeg.for d sake of dat poor creature
So d rat knw sabi say im suppose temper d certificate with mercy grin
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by SenselessGoat: 12:01am On Aug 21, 2015
Dry joke. Dry picture. Dry comments above meangry
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by alahamad(m): 1:10am On Aug 21, 2015
The joke section is on faya......hahahahaha
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by duke59(m): 1:22am On Aug 21, 2015
cee001:
So d rat knw sabi say im suppose temper d certificate with mercy grin
d poor hungry rat was just looking for his daily bread.he might hv mistaken d certificte for bread grin
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by penisEnlargmnt: 5:36am On Aug 21, 2015
I'm I the only one who noticed d rat has an erect dkkkk


Op better not b doing what am thinking undecided
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by cee001(m): 11:55am On Aug 21, 2015
duke59:
d poor hungry rat was just looking for his daily bread.he might hv mistaken d certificte for bread grin
lol grin ...dis will teach it a lesson not to mistake anything again..next time even if it sees free food,it'll check thrice...well,that's if it lives to see a 'next time'
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by duke59(m): 12:04pm On Aug 21, 2015
cee001:
lol grin ...dis will teach it a lesson not to mistake anything again..next time even if it sees free food,it'll check thrice...well,that's if it lives to see a 'next time'
lol,u can't really blame d rat,nah condition make crayfish bend,nah hunger go make d rat chop d thing nah undecided
Re: When The Rat Ate Half Of Your Certificate by cee001(m): 1:39pm On Aug 21, 2015
duke59:
lol,u can't really blame d rat,nah condition make crayfish bend,nah hunger go make d rat chop d thing nah undecided
dis one wey u jst dey support this rat..issokay..jst pray say make e no chop ya certificate...u'll change gear,u,u sure will chop d rat's head off and throw it at its face grin

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