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"Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Factfinder1(m): 10:04pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
BROKEN NEWS! **************** "Our members didn't vandalize Buhari's office" - Rat Association of Nigeria kicks. Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) has refuted the Presidency's Allegation of Vandalism against their Members. Reacting to the allegation, the National chairman Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) Comrade Ntapia O. Ntapia said "We respect protocols, our members don't cross National Red Lines. We are peaceful and law-abiding citizens as we are found in every home across the country. We therefore urge the general public and good people of Nigeria to please disregard the ridiculous and baseless allegation" In a telephone chat with the Aso Rock coordinator of the Association Chief Tụfịakwa Kpokokpo, who also debunked the accusation as false and laughable, warned the Buhari's administration to desist from instigating Nigerians against them. "You could recall that sometimes last year, this same administration accused us of spreading Lassa fever in some parts of the country which later turned to be false after mass killing of our members. Now they have come again with another bunkum. We are fully aware that Buhari is doing everything possible to ruthlessly annihilate and exterminate us, but he will fail" he said. Jokes from http://ogashub.com.ng 179 Likes 31 Shares
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Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by CROWNWEALTH019(m): 10:06pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
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Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by SOFTENGR: 10:06pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
RATATTACK! 133 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by ChineseBuggati3(m): 10:09pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Chai!! what a funny country to live in 156 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by JONNYSPUTE(m): 10:11pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Even rats re debunking kwa. 141 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by fuckingAyaya(m): 10:14pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Buhari just turned himself into a mockery stone 164 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Kondomatic(m): 10:15pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Buhari is back, BMC agents no go smell rest again.
I pity Sarraki 99 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by CROWNWEALTH019(m): 10:20pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Kondomatic:Rat don chop sarrki phone 184 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by JONNYSPUTE(m): 10:22pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
CROWNWEALTH019:. U wicked.I mean very wicked. Lol 84 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Nobody: 10:24pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
lol 2 Likes |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Jesusloveyou: 10:27pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
I know every sane Nigerians will not believed the rat theory, not to talk of the insane idiotic people of Biafra 8 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by cjrane: 10:30pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Is Lie Mohammed their Publicity secretary? I won't be surprised if they blamed it on rats from Burkina Faso or Libya. This sounds like the type of lie coming from APC. 102 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Neminc: 10:31pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
In another development, a pro buhari group called the National Association of Patriotic Rats (NAPR) has called for caution in the current face off between the buhari government and Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN). NAPR national coordinator Chief Emu Bera said unpatriotic elements among the Rats community could be behind the disturbing attack on the presidential villa in a deliberate attempt to create tension between the Rats and the government. He particular fingered Lt. Col Oscar Ibibibo of the Royal Rats Brigade (RRB) as a rabble rouser who could be behind the whole upheaval. This is as Lt. Col Ibibibo had earlier issued a quit notice on all Buhari supporters to leave all Rat dominated areas before October 1st or face a general Ratattack 270 Likes 33 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Neminc: 10:35pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Jesusloveyou: This ur own Jesus love us, does it not include those people you are calling insane and idiotic? Or does Jesus hate those ones? 79 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Jesusloveyou: 10:36pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
CROWNWEALTH019:op is directly saying you are the otapiapia, the rat chairman. IPods and rat are like 5&6 2 Likes |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by mexxmoney: 10:58pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Corrupt Rats are fighting back. Yes the Rats attack was corruption fighting back 27 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by chymes0359(m): 11:06pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
This thread was culled from my brother's (humphrey umejike) facebook wall. Though a little spices was added to it now.. 9 Likes |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Hdayo1(m): 11:18pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
Hmmm naija which way now? Imagine this people trying to spend money budgeted for Aso Villa maintenance but could not find a way. They kukuma resolved to saying there was rat attack. God dey watch all of u in UHDTV... 1 Like |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by LtColOscarIbibo: 11:19pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
This thread has been cooked up by a team of hyenas and jackals How dare you say that? On behalf of the RRB (Royal Rat Brigade), I Lt. Col. Oscar Ibibibo clsim responsibility for the attack on Aso Villa. We will soon release our official speech... I hereby call on Maj. Eku, Sgt. Nkapi O. Nkapi, Col. Bera and Maj. Oke to look into this matter 75 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by gold360(m): 11:59pm On Aug 23, 2017 |
BREAKING! The Nigerian Rats Association (NRA) will hold a World Press Conference tomorrow at the International Conference Centre in Abuja to react to the defamatory statement made against its members by the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media, Mallam Garba Shehu. The group, according to credible sources, has already constituted a strong legal team led by a renowned Senior Advocate of Nigeria to sue the Nigerian Government for disparaging them over what they know nothing about. A source who pleaded anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter told our reporter that the group will demand a public apology and compensation from the government, otherwise the case will go to court. Meanwhile, prominent animal rights activists from the United States of America have called on the Secretary General of the United Nations to summon an emergency General Meeting of the world body to discuss imminent threats to the lives of Rats/Rodents in Nigeria. As at the time of this report, there has been no official response from the government. 108 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by ahaz: 12:30am On Aug 24, 2017 |
CROWNWEALTH019:hahahaha oga no ke me with laugh 12 Likes |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by perez100: 1:13am On Aug 24, 2017 |
APC accusing and blaming everybody, PDP and IPOB yesterday, today Rat and I don't know who they will blame tomorrow. 33 Likes |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Yakson09: 5:49am On Aug 24, 2017 |
Rats association of potor repub. |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by martineverest(m): 8:34am On Aug 24, 2017 |
Haha 1 Like |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Nobody: 8:35am On Aug 24, 2017 |
Triple lol , Thursday morning banter. That's what these jokers have turned this country to. The die hard apologists wouldn't find this funny, they have no joy in their life. 14 Likes |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by maxiuc(m): 8:35am On Aug 24, 2017 |
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Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by Nukualofa: 8:36am On Aug 24, 2017 |
I know the rats will debunk the news but Buhari gave me an insight of the photos he took of the rats. Below is the photos. The first is the Rat Cabal planning on how to destroy PMB administration The second pix is the massive attack carried out by the rat after they learnt that PMB was called a Lion The final is the real battle royale by Rats after PMB invited the Security Chiefs to tackle the National Security problem of Rat invasion. I still believe dialogue should be sought between the Rats and our Security Chiefs to avoid bloodshed 27 Likes 1 Share
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Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by eddieguru(m): 8:36am On Aug 24, 2017 |
see rat oo 2 Likes |
Re: "Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick by hucienda: 8:36am On Aug 24, 2017 |
naija ehn ... lots of associations ... NCAN, now RAN ... This APC government is something else. Anyway, zombies. Over to you. 9 Likes 1 Share |
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