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U Know Your Mom Is Nigerian When.... by Nobody: 3:07pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Dunno know if this thread has been created already, but I saw this and decided to share anyways......so true!! YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIAN 1. when she says "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader 2. when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself" 3. when you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now." 4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. 5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning” 6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?” 7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just to punish you. 8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel 9. if when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you? 10. when your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water 11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will hear ween. 12. when she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin 13. when with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home 14. when you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name 15. When she tells you: 'I didnt kill my mother, so you cannot kill me' 16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse... 17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. (it is your father’s family members that are dullards) 18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?" 19. if she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows 20. when the seller of cow meat says "Madam na N7000 for this big beef, and she replies "Ahn Ahn, no be N1000"? 21. when u tell her u love her and she asks you for what? 22. She scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the Atm machine. 23 she warns you to desist from chasing girls around, Instead of u facing your studies. 24 she tells you to repay her for the food you've been eating since birth when you only asked her to return d money she kept for you 25. You borrow her some cash and when you request for it back..she's like "all the food you have been eating nko?" 26. When after shouting from morning to evening , she ends it with " after you people will say I'm shouting" 27. When after beating the hell outta your life then she goes like "you want to kill me abi?" 28. When each time she reminds you she didn't kill her mother so you will not kill her. 29. When she refers anything bad to your enemies and turns it to a prayer ....ME : O ti re mi ....MUM: ota e lo ma re. 30. When she says that you can drink the coke with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after the visitor leaves. 31. She never stops using this phrase "YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ME? Its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING". 32. MUM: Shebi am talking to you and you are keeping quiet ..... ME: But... ..... MUM: Keep quiet, i'm talking!.... 1 Like |
Re: U Know Your Mom Is Nigerian When.... by write2obi(m): 3:57pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
When she lets you eat all the food, pretending she is not hungry, while she has not eaten all day. Hit like if your mother is your hero. 2 Likes |
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