Dunno know if this thread has been created already, but I saw this and decided to share anyways......so true!!

YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIAN
1. when she says "Get my kini" and believes with
all confidence that she gave birth to a mind
reader
2. when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she
replies "Sorry for yourself"
3. when you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head
now."
4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party.
5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and
she replied: “why wont you have malaria when
you have been pressing phone since morning”
6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and
she replies: “soo the person that came first has
two heads, abi?”
7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just
to punish you.
8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change
the channel
9. if when you tell her you are going to friends
place and she be like: when last did they come
here to play with you?
10. when your mum asks you if the food is
enough and you reply no and she says go and
drink water
11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will
hear ween.
12. when she touches hot pot comfortably
without a napkin
13. when with one look she tells you, you will get
the beating of your life when you get home
14. when you say: my wedding will be
baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be bad in Jesus name
15. When she tells you: 'I didnt kill my mother, so
you cannot kill me'
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse...
17. When you ask her to help you with your home
work and she advised: go and meet your brother.
You then say, so you don’t even know it and she
replies: Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. (it is your
father’s family members that are dullards)
18. When you ask her to refund the money you
lend her and she tells you "all the food you've
been eating at home nko?"
19. if she is more accurate with her slippers than
Robin Hood is, with arrows
20. when the seller of cow meat says "Madam na
N7000 for this big beef, and she replies "Ahn Ahn,
no be N1000"?
21. when u tell her u love her and she asks you
for what?
22. She scolds you for using your
left hand to collect money from the
Atm machine.
23 she warns you to desist from chasing girls
around, Instead of u facing your studies.
24 she tells you to repay her for the food you've
been eating since birth when you only asked her
to return d money she kept for you
25. You borrow her some cash and
when you request for it back..she's
like "all the food you have been
eating nko?"
26. When after shouting from morning to evening
, she ends it with " after you people will say I'm
shouting"
27. When after beating the hell outta your life
then she goes like "you want to kill me abi?"
28. When each time she reminds you she didn't
kill her mother so you will not kill her.
29. When she refers anything bad to your
enemies and turns it to a
prayer ....ME : O ti re mi ....MUM: ota e lo ma re.
30. When she says that you can drink the coke
with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after
the visitor leaves.
31. She never stops using this
phrase "YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ME? Its
YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING".
32. MUM: Shebi am talking to you and you are
keeping quiet
..... ME: But...
..... MUM: Keep quiet, i'm talking!....

When she lets you eat all the food, pretending she is not hungry, while she has not eaten all day.


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