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Da Intaview by blissieng(f): 6:07pm On Mar 27, 2009
Sadly, Tony was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.
One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews.

The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know
and was very interesting, but at the end of the interview, Tony asked him,

"Do you notice anything different about me?"

"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply.

Tony did not appreciate his honesty and threw him out
of theoffice.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same
question:

"Do you notice anything different about me?"

"Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."

Tony again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.
The third and final interviewee was the best of the
bunch. He was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He
was smart, he was handsome and he seemed to be a better
businessman than the first two put together.

Tony was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young
man the same question:
"Do you notice anything different about me?"

Much to his surprise, the young man answered,

"Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?"

Tony was shocked and realised this was an incredibly
observant person.

"How in the world did you know that?", he asked.

The young man fell off his chair laughing
hysterically and replied,

"Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f**king ears!!"
Re: Da Intaview by sholabanke(m): 6:10pm On Mar 27, 2009
good babe
Re: Da Intaview by tiffcisco(f): 1:26am On Mar 28, 2009
hahahahaha LMAO!!! This is hillarious!!!
Re: Da Intaview by blissieng(f): 1:35am On Mar 28, 2009
Fanx Mi dear!
Re: Da Intaview by nkemz: 3:29pm On Mar 28, 2009
nice lol!! smiley
Re: Da Intaview by otokx(m): 9:08pm On Mar 29, 2009
cool
Re: Da Intaview by kenypumpin: 11:04am On Mar 30, 2009
grin grin lolzzzz nice one
Re: Da Intaview by studio43(m): 11:06am On Mar 30, 2009
funny!
but i no laugh, na by force? angry

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