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How To Define Wahala by erasokafor(m): 8:45pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
DEFINITION OF WAHALA: ~When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologise tire. ~When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you. Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap. ~When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else... ~ When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point""" U go travel go villa by force. ~ When you're in a bus and you dispose of # 500 note instead of gala wrapper. O'boy, E don red be dat! ~ When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA".......and he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. ~ When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat. ~ When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar. ~ When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish. ~ When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50. ~When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again. ~When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change, OYO for u. ~When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. No just go work tmrw. # Generosity go change mind. |
Re: How To Define Wahala by ladyF(f): 8:55pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Re: How To Define Wahala by Nobody: 8:56pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
These gat me laughing alone like mad man laughing at nothing |
Re: How To Define Wahala by dust88: 9:01pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Water don pass garri. |
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