DEFINITIONzzz OF WAHALA:. ¤When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. "Bro, u go apologise tire.!". ¤When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!"and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you."Egbon, u go collect plenty slap!.!". ¤When Mosquito lands on your father's Baldhead and u try to kill it with your bare hands."You must provide d proof ohh, or else...". ¤ When you update "salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point""""U go travel go villa by force."." When you're in a bus and you throw away your #500 note instead of gala wrapper."Chai! E don do be dat!". ¤When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u."Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.". ¤When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.. ¤ When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out your wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar.. ¤When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish.. ¤When u give beggar#500 note instead of #50.. ¤When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout"officer thunder fire u"and ur bike no come gree start again.. ¤When u dey inside bus,buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change... #CryNogoDoAm. ¤When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. "No just go work tomorrow.". ¤When u read this,laugh and didn't drop a comment or like...then no doctor can help you..

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