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| Resume blunders(ii) by cushman(m): 1:53pm On Oct 26, 2005 |
These quotes were taken from actual resumes! "I have an excellent track record although iam not a horse" "I am loyal to my employer at all costs...please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail" "I have become completely paranoid, trusting no one and absolutely nothing" "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since i possess no training in meteorology, i suppose i should try stock brokerage" "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant" "As indicted, i have over five years of analyzing investments" "Personal interests: Donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far" "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a midwest chain store" "Note: Please don't miscontrue my 14 jobs as "job-hopping". I have never quit a job" "Marital status: Often. Children. Various" "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 a.m every morning. Could not work under those conditions". |
| Re: Resume blunders(ii) by layi(m): 3:33pm On Oct 26, 2005 |
cushman:Nice Especially the line quoted above. I guess s/he meant "runnin" not "ruining". |
| Re: Resume blunders(ii) by fabian(f): 2:05pm On Oct 27, 2005 |
Hilarious! |
| Re: Resume blunders(ii) by EFOSAVAL(f): 10:15am On Oct 13, 2008 |
y did u post my resume  i though we said it will be confidencial  |
| Re: Resume blunders(ii) by cushman(m): 11:57pm On Jul 03, 2009 |
EFOSA VAL:Sorry Efosa, , i lied |
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