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How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by uzolexis(f): 8:03pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN; . 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head." 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night” 5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?” 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel. When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. 14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by huntila(m): 10:06pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
E fit reach FP. Lol..nice one |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Alexyswiss(m): 3:32pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
lol...Rotflmaooo sup uzo |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by uzolexis(f): 5:38pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Alexyswiss: I'm grt. U? 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Alexyswiss(m): 6:55pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
uzolexis:I'm okay...Hw enjoyment |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by jomarq(m): 7:15pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
ok |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by hayjay16(f): 10:01pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by whandeykoal(f): 10:10pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
My mum own na 8 12 ad 14 |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by fadsam: 6:44am On Oct 03, 2015 |
on point |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by permsec: 12:40pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
African parents and violence
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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Nobody: 3:59pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
When you complain say okra soup don sour and she tell you say na medicine for belle |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by chris4gold(m): 11:55pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Malle, I hail ooo |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by Temmytea70(m): 1:33am On Nov 16, 2015 |
uzolexis: Lol |
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by leookagbare: 3:26am On Nov 16, 2015 |
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