There's a guy at a bar staring at his drink.

He sits and stares like this for half an hour.

Suddenly, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and slugs it all down. The poor

man starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just joking," says the truck driver. "Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that," the man replies. "This day is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep and I get in late to work.

My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building to drive home, I find out my car is stolen! The police say that they

can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I exit the cab, I leave my wallet and credit cards there and the cab

driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar."

"And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

errm brb

Olodo ni e o! U no well.

no tail oooo

read it once ,its cool

lol, onijekuje like romade

kpele

i want a

:p

error.

rom no kiss availabuuuuuu

is tyty avin a bad day also?

I don hear this joke 99 times

great lie!

romade:

is tyty avin a bad day also?

wen u no giv me garri

I'm less concerned

Ben20001:

great lie!

na me you dey talk to??

hmmm

my clumsy self get bad day with d fooling

and u'r nt left out

i no fit shout

wen kissing don block ur throat

how u take know sef darling?

who be dis

the guy wey dey toast you like toasted bread

dem neva bon am well

why do they persist in poluting mi thread?

I'll never know.

ask again
miss thread creator

@ biss shiooorrrr

U picked/developed a knack for calling names?

@ Lola, I lauv u 2, NAT!

love u also