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How To Save A Seat In Church. (photo) by peeparty(m): 3:26pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
some ladies are so guilty of this. cc lalasticlala
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Re: How To Save A Seat In Church. (photo) by ladyF(f): 3:30pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Lol....especially when the seat is for le boo Let no man put asunder jare |
Re: How To Save A Seat In Church. (photo) by UrennaNkoli(f): 3:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
When I was at the redeem convention, "the all sufficient God", people were saving seats closer to the alter or the very clear big screens with corns, tissues, even pen. Some even used purewater. Twas so annoying. 1 Like |
Re: How To Save A Seat In Church. (photo) by ikbnice(m): 3:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
d man looks like he is trainin for martial arts. |
Re: How To Save A Seat In Church. (photo) by olaric(m): 3:40pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Does that background look like a Church? |
Re: How To Save A Seat In Church. (photo) by peeparty(m): 6:36pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I saw a poster inviting interested individuals to be present in a
certain compound for a traditional marriage scene of a Nollywood
movie. The idea of getting money from this came upon me. My
mind ministered to me that there will be a lot of spraying of money
that day.
So I went to a shoemaker and told him, "Please design a shoe that
can magnet money for me?"
The shoemaker smiled and said, ''It will cost you just 2,000 Naira".
I paid him and left. On the supposed day, I appeared at the scene
with my magnetic shoe. Not quite long, some group of men acting
as multi-millionaires stood up and started spraying dollars on the
couple. As I saw the dollars descending, I stylishly stepped on the
first dollar, but it didn't stick. I changed position and stepped on
another one. But it didn't magnet. I became frustrated and was
stepping and stepping, it wasn't working.
As I looked to my left, I saw the shoemaker stepping on the dollars
stylishly and they were sticking onto his shoes. I cried, "You duped
me!"
He replied in a low tone, "Were you the only one that saw the
poster?" |
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