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A Ghanaian Student's First Day In A Nigerian University by hapheeyxz: 6:10am On Sep 01, 2015 |
A Ghanaian student's first day in a Nigerian
university.
It was the first day of the
session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, a
Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria's
universities.
The Lecturer said, "let's
begin by reviewing some
Nigerian history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I
shall return to die in the land
of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces,
except
for Mensah, who had his
hand up. Mensah replied:
"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"
"very good!" said lecturer.
Then she asked again, who
said, "The land use act will
feed the nation?" Again, no
response except from
Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the
class; "class, you should be
ashamed. Mensah, who is
new to our Country, knows
more about our history than
you do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:
"Ghana must
go" "who said that?" she
demanded, Mensah put his
hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student at
the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are
smart?" The Lecturer glared
and asked; "All right! Now,
who said that?" Again, Mensah said, "Babangida
to
Abiola, 1992." Now furious, another student
yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of
his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,
"Indian Mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998"
Now, with almost mob
hyseria, someone said; "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted,
and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"
Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone
angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool"
Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"
Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asks
Mensah; pls, who are you? Show your self..
Mensah jumped, yelled and
said; Jonathan to BOKO
HARAM 2012
Class Captain shouted; "We are locking you up".
Mensah gently replied... Buhari to looters
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