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21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her kitten by hublala: 9:54am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to work down there… 1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge straight in. 2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell? 3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed with the razor last night, FFS. 4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts? 5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. 6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a plumber. 7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it only happens pretty much NEVER. 8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like? 9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs well with gentle tongue action? 10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear lord make him stop. 11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for encouragement? 12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT MOVE?! 13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face. 14. Oh wait. 15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am I OK with that? I’m going to go with no. 16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if he’s sand-papering a wall continue >> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/09/21-thoughts-every-girl-has-when-guy.html
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Re: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her kitten by Cutehector(m): 9:58am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Any girl dat refuses u to eat her kitty either has a smelly kitty or fears she will pass out cuz of too much excitement... |
Re: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her kitten by divinehand2003(m): 10:02am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Boring, way so boring, in fact it's too boring. |
Re: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her kitten by Nobody: 10:03am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Cutehector:gerrarra here mehn |
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