Femi Owolabi



It is commonplace with Christian sisters. The
'let me go and pray about it' response. There
was this girl in the neighbourhood that I had an
eye on. She like[d] me, too. One evening, while
lounging somewhere, she forgot her head on
my shoulder, and being the gentleman that I
am, I stole a kiss on her forehead and when I
wasn't restrained, I stole some more.



Be my girl, I told her. Let me go and pray about
it, she said. It will take a week or two. And I
waited. That Sunday evening, when I called to
get the long awaited response, the hope was
dashed. They said there's no way o, Olu, she
told me. Who are the they? Where did you
pray? But shebi you like me and I like you, why
can't we just rock on and then pray to God to
keep us?



When in school, a lady told me to go pray about
it when I told her I like her. I said I ain't
praying about anything, that I don't disturb God
with small issues like this. She said she likes
me o, but I must pray about it first. The next
time we saw, I told her that I've prayed. And
the Holy Spirit told me you are my wife. She
took it to the board of pastors. I was
summoned. How does the Holy Spirit talk to
you? One of the pastors asked. Dear Lord, at
the time I was a radical comrade, see me see
question! How does the Holy Spirit talk to you,
too? I pointed my index-finger at him.



This 'praying about it' thing is not even biblical.
Correct me if I'm right. Where in the Bible did
you see any woman going to pray about it? Oh,
I love Ruth. Gaan read her story. When I did an
extra biblical study of that story, I found out
that Ruth actually seduced Boaz. See the Book
of Ruth, 3 vs7 (KJV): "And when Boaz had eaten
and drunk, and his heart was merry, he went to
lie down at the end of the heap of corn: and she
[Ruth] came softly, and uncovered his feet, and
laid her down." In the Hebrew tradition, when a
lady comes to where you lie and uncovers your
feet, na seduction! Someone is saying I should
wait two weeks so she prays about it, when she
already likes me. SMH



What am I trying to say sef? See, love is love.
Love is a thing of the mind. Even if, when you
pray about it, you are told that he will die
immediately after the wedding reception, or
declared bankrupt, go ahead honey, and marry
him! Yes, because you love him ni.



And errm, why do some Church authorities
request for HIV|pregnancy and other test results
before joining the man and the woman?
Whether the man is Ebola positive or SS, is it
not the woman's wahala as long as she's in love?
Okay. Bye.

@ Op who gave you whisky biko?

christinie:
@ Op who gave you whisky biko?

Hahahaha. Lwkm.

CaptainJune:


Hahahaha. Lwkm.

The presentation of the article suggests it should never be taken seriously. The last paragraph is really laughter provoking.

Conclusion. Op, just go and sleep it out.

CaptainJune:
The presentation of the article suggests it should never be taken seriously. The last paragraph is really laughter provoking.

Conclusion. Op, just go and sleep it out.

Apparently you don't have anything to contribute.

Why is it necessary to pray to god to get married when you already feel it in your heart.

I was hoping you and your goons will give us ONE example of where you had a problem and "prayed" about it and the problem was actually solved. Like ALL the problems that have been plaguing us in Nigeria for decades. All your "daddy GOs" ever do is advice people to pray but it seems your god is yet to come up with any solution.

And op, you really need to stop falling in love with ladies that are brainwashed by their pastors and who can't think for themselves