Freemanan:
ONE BENEFIT OF NOT GOING....




WASH YOUR CLOTHES AND THE WHOLE ROPE WILL BE YOURS SINCE NEIGHBORS ARE ALL GONE

You're a poor guy if you're living in such compound. Dream big.

Correspondence:

You're a poor guy if you're living in such compound. Dream big.

If you then get the humour, seek BIG help.

@OP you forgot to add that the travails of some start from the Church I pray ur story won't be like that cos Church then is diff. from Church now.. we now have GAY priests etc. all recognised by d church..

Forsaking not the fellowship of the brethren.
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This was the good old days of the church.

These days, everything is upside down. Some smart ones use it to exploit the ignorant! (Let he who has ears to hear, hear and eyes to see, see.)

Yeah yeah we get it, church is good for your kids, but What are the benefits for me?!

ikbnice:
it also provides better opportunity to meet future partners - desperate singles looking for marriage.

sacarsm does not suit you. where would you suggest the so called desperate singles go to? the museum?

You so right @ O.P. Its Lady F Sugarboi again!

ikbnice:
it also provides better opportunity to meet future partners - desperate singles looking for marriage.

seconded

The caption should rather be '5 benefits of going back to the slave master's God'.

Freemanan:

Hope you have gained your 7 kingdoms your grace?

depends on whether i take winter-fell or not, and more-so i need you to bend a knee and pledge allegiance to me on this course.

Do not forsake the assembly of ourselves together. Hebrew 10:25

stanisbaratheon:



depends on whether i take winter-fell or not, and more-so i need you to bend a knee and pledge allegiance to me on this course.

I am of the modern era Mate.. You need ma kingdom, you better have nukes and warheads..

Drkul:
These days what they preach in church is no longer salvatIon

sign of end time.
Look for a bible believing n practicing church near u.
Cos of many un-loyal gals n guys doesn't mean dat diaz no loyal ones.

You can get a new babe whenever you need it.

HOW ABOUT CHECKING OUT GORGEOUS BABES / GUYS?

Freemanan:

I am of the modern era Mate.. You need ma kingdom, you better have nukes and warheads..

Guy you heartless oo, nukes too?? I better get going with my horses

6. Opportunity to have extended family...
eniyan l'aso mi ti mo fi n bora

stanisbaratheon:
Guy you heartless oo, nukes too?? I better get going with my horses

LWKMD.... Horses in 2015.... Heard They have started using trains in Blackwaters oh

Religion is the opium for the masses.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWNBz6HZTgs

KINGSAMURAI:
@OP URE 1000% correct. "its ladyF husband again.

Lady f waiting for you at the door..be careful

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Very correct