stop asking me stupid ques

that's why u repeated jamb for 9times and even the year u refused 2 write, ur name still appeared on d net.

God loves me,upon sey u pass ,urname stil no com out and u ended up on d street

selling newspaper

who dey alwys beat u lik dis sef?

na mama sikirat

him no dey wen him chop finish?

no him dey chop for credit

onigbese

Sweet 16 my left ass

after 3 kids

not really

hm! You dey vex o!

Make una no vex as i take add mah own explicit content too


A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income. The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems. A gentlemen pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband. The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back and informed the client at which he cried "That was too much!" He then asked "How much for a handjob?" She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much. The husband said "Ask for $40". The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man had an enormous penis. She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked "Now what?" The wife replied "Can I borrow $60?"

Another one



A little boy and girl were outside playing and they were very competitive. The little boy said "My wagon's bigger than your wagon!" The little girl said "No it's not!" The boy said "Is too! Let's measure!" They measured and the girl said "Oh gosh, it is." They played some more and the boy said "My daddy can beat up your daddy!" The girl said "He can not!" The boy said "Can too! Watch!" The two fathers fight and the little boy's father wins. The girl says "Oh gosh, he can." They play some more and the little boy smiles and says "I've got something you don't have!" The little girl says "Do not!" The boy says "Do too! Look!" He pulls his pants down and shows her. The little girl starts crying and runs into her house because she keeps losing. A little while later she comes out with a big smile on her face. The little boy says "What are you so happy about?" The girl pulls up her dress and says "My mommy said as long as I have one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"

hmm

hehehe! hey! lil dude from across the street, lemme hol a dolla! whats good ajekpaks?

nothing at all

see teeth

shwu

:-x

error, na lie

yfy,happen?

nuffin dey happen, i dey kampe as i go see eyo on saturday

cheiii,na free brt u folow go?

na wa o. free brt

How una dey??

we dey like dede